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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Or coming up with a cunning plan to get Suarez banned.
     
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  2. Swarbs

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    Ah bazray, you do like sticking that neck out, don't you? I wonder if that predo will be as epic a fail as your Andy Carroll hattrick vs Bolton? ;)

    European Cup Winners Cup in 1983? I'd have said winning the SPL and being the only person in the last 40 years to really break up the Rangers / Celtic duopoly was a greater achievement than that.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>
     
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  4. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Don't dis Big Andy Swarbs, he is finding his feet now, as I have been predicting for quite a few months, he will become the most feared striker in Europe and will fire Liverpool to domestic and European glory. He has been very good in the last few games, it has been a case of settling into a new club, learning to play in a different system. But once it all clicks, watch out!
     
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  5. Swarbs

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    You make him sound like Blackadder. In which case Evra must be a black French Baldrick <ok>
     
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  6. Swarbs

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    That's if you don't trade him in for a second hand Ford Mondeo first, right? <ok>
     
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  7. Constcrepe

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    This may become my new signature.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    got a ****ing speeding fine today... bastards.. I have to be the slowest driver ever too..


    also to make it more annoying my driving license has the wrong address on it so will get a fine for that too.... ****ing ****ing bastard ****s.
     
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  9. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Frisky this morning, aren't we?
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    At least it'll be less long-winded and tiresome than your current one <ok>
     
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  11. Manciniiiiiii

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    Nah, we where never going to trade him, it's all part of Kenny's master plan. Think we will see the best of Andy now. Predicting a goal for the big man at the toilet, it will be 1-1 till about the 65th minute, then Suarez will come of the bench and grab a cameo hat-trick in front of the 1615 Liverpool fans who will be going wild and outsinging the plastic United fans, most of whom will be heading for the exits, rushing home to there homes in Surrey for a nice bottle of Chablis and a prawn sandwich. Plastics.
     
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  12. Constcrepe

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    But not as pretty.
     
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  13. Manciniiiiiii

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    need to lose that video, it's embarrasing.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Language Timothy.
     
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  15. Manciniiiiiii

    Manciniiiiiii Well-Known Member

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    Yea by F ergusons A rmy, how that man was ever knighted, is beyond by, bitter old cheating B*stard.
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    So very true <ok>
     
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  17. Manciniiiiiii

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    Fail
     
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  18. Swarbs

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    And then you wake up and find you've wet the bed <ok>

    Still, I give you credit for not giving up on Mandy quite yet. Of course he is still finding his feet a year after joining the club. Let's ignore the fact that most newborn infants find their feet faster than that... <whistle>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I heard that Bazray is to star in a re-make of 'The Mask'. When he puts 'The Mask' on, he turns into an evil version of KPR/EMF.
     
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  20. Manciniiiiiii

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    Lol, good comeback.
     
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