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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Good one <ok>

    Reminds me of a guy who i used to work with, many years ago, when it wasn't just the norm, it was expected that we'd all go out from work, on the lash, at least once a week, sometimes 3/4 times <yikes>

    Anyway, he gets home, and his wife told him afterwards about this, but he stumbled in through the front door, threw his coat on the floor, went straight for the cupboard under the stairs, unzips himself and started to piss.

    All...over...the...electricity...meters <yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes><yikes>
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Blimey Rufflad. I can knock that one into a cocked hat, as I'm sure you can imagine <ok>
     
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  3. Jonesey

    Jonesey Well-Known Member

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    One day I'll tell you about the story of how I lost my driving licence for the 2nd time.
     
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    Jonesey, Jan 31, 2012
  4. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    all the best to you Ruffian!
     
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    moreinjuredthanowen, Jan 31, 2012
  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    One day, I'll tell you how I lost mine for the third and fourth times <ok>
     
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  6. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, it is a bit tame really. I've done far worse in my times.

    It was just the bit as the vase started to crack but you had to actually be there for that to fully appreciate it!!!

    She just phoned, looks like it's early days yet so I have to stay in work for now. Damn! I'm secretly planning to rock up ten minutes after it has been born but looks like I'll be getting too much notice for that.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's the damned waiting....................................................
     
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  9. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    is it not snowing in South Wales? as that could be the ideal excuse for being late...

    Its trying to snow here and looks like it might.. but nothing as yet which is dull..
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    "Did you piss 'me mam's a c..t' in the snur". Who and what?
     
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  11. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    what are you going on about?
     
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  12. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    I lost my license once.


    Turned out it was in my sock drawer <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Biffa Bacon?
     
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  14. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    this has to be the ****test transfer deadline day ever, as I know the toss pot fergie will not buy us anyone..

    we have a squad in desperate need of a spark why is he not making a bid for a creative mid?? it baffles me.. normally I would be following deadline day on the bbc but what is the point... ****s all of them..
     
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    Sweats, Jan 31, 2012
  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm now being rushed to intensive care having split my sides laughing
     
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  16. Sweats

    Sweats Sure
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    i'm just going to ignore your inane ramblings.. scampi frie anyone?
     
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    Sweats, Jan 31, 2012
  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    nobody bit on my tottenham linked to everyon thread... sighs...

    you'd think redknapp would be raised by inland revenue or the cops on nights like tonight wouldn't you... I'd say they'll be watching him for all those handshakes with members of the crowd etc tonight... there'll be a hand off for sure.

    Harry ought to know the best currency is diamonds... he is a geezer after all!

    here can you comment on this hhhhh-ammerhead
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    ps that's not side splitting... but this is

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  18. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I just had a kip in work and woke to find myself wearing a clown suit,






    ............ I must have just slept funny!


















    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    after that one i'd say RHC is now on life support ocs his side as gone right up to here.

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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you telling me you've never heard of Viz?
     
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