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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    So you accept I'm from Manchester, jolly good.

    These cretures being sloths, not humans, I think I will go with the natural history scientist who named them and allowed the use of the word toe, by virtue of how many front toes they have, as is evidenced in the photos you so kindly re-issued above, rather than some non eductated, thick scouse dickweed.

    <ok>



    By the way, wiki is not the way most of us people with brains find their info. <ok>
     
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  2. Jonesey

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    Calling someone a thievin' manc twat <ok>
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <doh> Not again.

    Bloke phones the model shop and says "Have you got a model of the Costa Concordia?". Model shop bloke says "Yes. We have one".






    Bloke says "Good. Can you put it on one side for me".
     
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  4. Jonesey

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    <laugh>

    Saying "Jolly Good" fits in really well with your avatar
     
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  5. Diadora Barnes storm

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    I never doubted you were anything other than cast iron manc, you allowed your self to get worked up by it, maybe you should get over it other wise people will begin to think you have a complex about it.

    ...funny as every source that came up i looked at acknowledged that they have Arms & the term "3 toed" is slightly misleading because of that, hey ho. I did post a link yesterday which stated that but i suppose with toes on your hands it might have been a stretch to navigate there.
     
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  6. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Oh really ? well you´d be quite stupid if you didnt seeing as it´s available within 2 seconds. I suppose with toes for hands you´ve evolved into some sort of rapid page turning, grammer correcting, encyclapedia reading beast....in which case i doth my cap.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

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    Look at the joke you lot. It's funny <ok>
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Rearrange these words into legible manner


    Water as ditch dull
     
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  9. Sweats

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    FFS..


    I got bought a new set of knives for Christmas.. Japanese steel no less.. havent given them an outing yet.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    "Liver of a new-born babe, ditch delivered by a drab."

    Come on smartarses? Any ideas on the quote?
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

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    I wouldn't use those too often if I were you.

    You'll get slant eyes and buck teeth <ok>
     
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  12. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Joke went down like the titanic mate.
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    the scottish play!
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Are they good at removing eyes and teeth then? They are in fact a set of cheese knives.. I would imagine the one would prove very useful at gouging eyes..
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Someone said exactly the same about you. A little worrying that.

    However, I think you were making a little pun there........................
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

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    Congratulations. YOu're officially 'Smartarse of the Week' <applause>
     
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  17. Swarbs

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    Didn't know Suarez was Japanese...
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You personally <ok>
     
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  19. Daveunited

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    Exactly
    <doh>
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

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    No slant eyes........................................























    ...........................FAIL <ok>
     
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