The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Those two who claim that they go in the Patten Arms, the lying manc twats.

 

you know him that used to play drums in Genesis, he's a DJ now ... disco dave he goes by!

 

not me I live in camden

 

I thought it was DaveTheRave ?

 

nah you're confusing him with sweats the grave!

 

Camden? Are you a kerb crawler?

 

I thought Barnes said you was a crawler ?

I'm confused. Maybe Dave can help me out here ??

 

That reminds me I'm going to try and get tickets for this years crawl

http://www.thecamdencrawl.com/







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seriousness over.


omg aren't scousers pig ugly!?

 

Pops in to see if coast is clear and delivers Sloth, two toed;

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and sloth, three toed;

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leaves.

 

He did say that, the twat. He seems to have done one. Did you see what I did there? Totally diffused the situation. He'd like putty in my experienced anti-wum hands

Someone said tunns was going to a kern-crawler convention in Camden. What a dirty slut. I bet Dave and Davina are there as well. I heard she takes it up the crapper

 

Rufflad. I've sorted it out. Come back. All is well, bar you owing me a few pints

 

By the way Ruff, do you know where the dart board is

 

Thanks, here is your gift;

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Leaves again, clocking darboard just by the door on the left.

 

You don't see that anymore. Jonesey has the answer. Put that dartboard back, you thieving manc twat Oh, and get the ale in.

 

is that white dog poo, or the char remains of sweats' last victim?

 

Sounds good to me

 

What does?

 

I ws insinuating that certain mancs think correcting spelling is actually hilarious banter. not yourself.

 

Inbreeding might be acceptable in manchester but not the rest of the world, Toes are supposed to be on your feet not your arms ! your parents must have spent a fortune of your football boots growing up !

If you look closely you´ll actually be able to see 3 toes on the 2 toed sloths left leg.

Glad you cleared that up, albeit inadvertently.

 

Think that ignore button is being widely overlooked here.....