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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No, it isn't. Monton is next to Eccles in exactly the same way as Ellsemere park is next to Eccles.

    They are seperate entities in the same general area, I know as it is where I am from. You'll be telling me next that Swinton and Pendlebury are IN Salford.

    Now **** off back under your stone you pathetic piece of dirt.

    What are you, the speccie eyed geeky weakling who everyone bullies or the fat ****ing **** stuffing your face with McDonalds who everyone bullies? You get your kicks by being a half witted cretin trying to wind people up on line because you have no ****ing life. Dickhead.


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  2. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Well thats 1 plastic manc down !...literally pissing myself here !
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    trying to not know the Patten!
     
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  4. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    See #13881
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Well it is a shathole <ok> I've also never seen Dave or Davina in there.
     
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  6. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Dude seriously you just got owned ! I OWN YOU ! YOUR.MY.PROPERTY!

    Are you gonna now try and tell me you've NEVER been to the Bluebell but your from eccles ? seriously dont its embaressing !
     
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  7. Daveunited

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    which Dave is an Arsenal fan
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Are you out of your mind you halfwit? I suggest you get nursey to give you your medication.

    Of course I've been to the Bluebell, it is in Monton. Which is on the other side of the M602 from Eccles.

    I prefer the Drop Inn myself though.

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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No, Daverangers is a QPR fan.
     
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  10. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    Never heard of him
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Who?
     
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  12. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Seriously mate dont, youve embaressed yourself enough lets not carry on this charade.

    Ok i'll give you one last chance, where is the dart board in relation to the bar in the bluebell ? theres only one answer and its been in the same place for over 10 years !
     
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  13. Daveunited

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    Exactly
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  14. Swarbs

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    You own him?! What are you, twelve? <laugh>
     
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  15. SKY+

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    Swarbs I hear you refused a peek of The Hammerhead (pussy)

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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think that's being overly courteous <ok>
     
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  17. Diadora Barnes storm

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    Not that its anything to do with you but if he behaved like an adult i'd converse with him like an adult but all he does is swear and abuse so i'll treat him how i like..i.e own in this case. is that alright with you ?
     
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  18. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Gee thanks.

    I wouldn't have the first clue, I have never played darts there or have no intention of doing so. I've not been there for ten years, why would I know that.

    You need to take a breath, you're getting yourself all excited about **** all. The ONLY thing you have proved is that you are a bellend.
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    i begged that exact question earlier today, it led to buggery & felatio .... wasn't nice
     
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  20. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    sky
     
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