The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Just said he exposed himself. Not that it was a whopper. Anyway, The Hammerhead TM has nothing to fear from the competition

 

I'll get the details from Swarbs after you spike his drink and lay him down gently, softly......

 

ah it was I sir! .... either that or you've a big **** off mole in your garden.

how things?

I've but on 1/2 a stone this crimbo, feel like Jabba the Hutt, ......... albeit a very pretty one!

you and chops up for a jolly in the brecons?

 

I phoned him on my lunch break, but it said the number wasn't available. Cheapskate hasn't even got a voicemail on his mob. Typical manc

 

Are the beams a beaming and colliding today? I don't think we would need it but then again.....Northampton!

 

As I've already explained SHUTDOWN: NO BEAM. However, the discovery of the Chi-b (3P), which is a bottom quark and anti-quark particle bound together by the strong force will keep us going until the Big Boy lurches into action again

 

I'd be up for that, I have a few bodies to dispose of...

when you say jolly do you mean a walk up hills in the rain?? as I do not possess the necessary footwear for such an event..

 

I haven't a scooby about the LHC so whatever you tell me I believe boss

 

funkin' buy a pair ya skinflint!


I can recommend a good shop at the top of Malvern's high st.

 

The information is out there..............................Just like the Truth.............................

 

I'd never use the ****ing things again.. just bought a pair of running trainers... did 1.8 miles on wednesday and my body still feels broken..

 

fashion yourself a pair from the hide of one of your victims! .... post coital of course!

 

Clearly..


If you want a proper jolly involving beer and such like... We are planning on using the paintballing which was paid for and not used from my failed stag do last year... its all paid for, if you fancy that and a few beers that would be most acceptable and still combines walking round the countryside with being shot at..

 

Why don't you replace the paintballs with real bullets...............................?

















.............................Just a suggestion. Good enough way of getting rid of 3 mancs without fear of doing life

 

Not playing boys?

 

I would but the fact that I'm lying in intensive care after being shot by an over zealous sexual predator from the midlands is preventing me from responding!

 

That's typical of him. Rather than making it a good clean hit, he fatally wounds you ensuring a slow and painful death. Have a good weekend

 

Tunns,whos that in your Avatar

 

It's me

 

Chicks with Hammerheads twice the fun!