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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Did he? Was this when still at everton or with you lot?
     
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  2. Bloody Wanker

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    I dumbed it down for your understanding.
     
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  3. terrifictraore

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    Kickstart was ahead of its time.
     
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  4. KingPepeReina.

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    I remember watching Newsround when I was about five...
    Have you been watching it for a year...you can't be any more than 6.
     
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  5. terrifictraore

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    So you couldn't dumb it down and think of something more original?

    I suspect that maybe the dumbing down was not actually for my benefit.
     
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  6. Bloody Wanker

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    What are you on about, son?

    watch your blood pressure, mate.
     
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  7. terrifictraore

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    I know, laughing at knobheads like you could be the end of me.

    Is that your plan, continue making an arse of yourself until I croak laughing?
     
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  8. Psycho2k

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    It can't be, because KPR already has exclusive rights to that plan :p
     
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  9. Constcrepe

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    What you mean rolling around after this innocent tackle?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  10. terrifictraore

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    yep running after the ref and then dramatically throwing yourself to the floor because you have a graze on your shin. That's the one!


    Ps Don't forget about the crying.
     
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  11. Bloody Wanker

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    So, I'm the one who's not supposed to be laughing? Somethings obviously gone wrong here, then.

    And calling me a knobhead? tut tut. For someone of such self proclaimed originality I expected better!
     
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  12. Foredeckdave

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    Nobody said it was a good tackle but you just don't lay down, run around then fall down again and then start crying just because you've got a cut on your leg!
     
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  13. merrysupersteve

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    Jesus. What happened to the banter? This is just tit for tat squabbling.

    Both Rooney and Gerrard have been guilty of acts of thuggery on the pitch on the pitch on multiple occasions. Suarez has looked fantastic for Liverpool thus far and i see no reason for that not to continue. I
     
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  14. KingPepeReina.

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    What was Nani crying about for **** sake...he got bigger cuts shaving.
     
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  15. Bloody Wanker

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    Of course Nani you ****ing fairy. it was just a cat scratch... BE A MAN.
     
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  16. Bloody Wanker

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    Not everybody shaves with a cheese grater.
     
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  17. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Your hubcap reference is not only cliched but also now very wrong considering the crime stats. Whereas calling you a knobhead is merely a statement of fact.
     
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  18. KingPepeReina.

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    A cheese grater?
    It was a gash..one slightly smaller than the one he has between his legs as he like Christine Ronaldo has female genitals.
     
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  19. Bloody Wanker

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    I think you're trying to prove yourself to yourself more than anybody else, to be quite honest. You've nothing to prove here, it's all cool. (Y)
     
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  20. Bloody Wanker

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    Whatever it was, It was an abysmal challenge and Carragher should have seen red. Whether Nani is a raving fairy or not is irrelevant.
     
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