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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    buy a fleshlight?
     
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  2. terrifictraore

    terrifictraore Well-Known Member

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    Hmm... a fleshlight, never heard of those, if only they could appear on a popup ad on the internet then maybe I would know more.
     
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  3. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Berbatov dived?

    Steven Gerrard divd in a CL final. Do you hear AC Milan going on about it?
     
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  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Man Utd v Bolton
    Man Utd v Man City
    Man Utd v Liverpool
    Man Utd v Tottenham
    Man Utd v Wigan
    Man Utd v Wolves

    Which teams are better?
     
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  5. Skylarker

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  6. Skylarker

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    No. Because he didn't dive.
     
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  7. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Ah right.....

    when gerrard dives its not a dive.

    That correct?
     
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  8. Constcrepe

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    What the hell has this to do with football and success on the pitch? Nothing. KPR you are a muppet who knows nothing about football.
     
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  9. terrifictraore

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    You back again, thought you were off counting rooney's aissists.
     
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  10. KingPepeReina.

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    Did you not know that anyone that says a Liverpool player or an ex Liverpool player or manager is better than a Man United player or ex player or manager even if it is true is bitter and jealous,its also means that a Trafford has been left speechless as they have no comeback so they respond with the well known ''Liverpool fans are bitter and jealous''.
    I haven't a clue what Liverpool fans have to be jealous about.
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    I was at the game that night and seen it numerous times.

    If you ask me it was down to his determination to get the ball that flawed him. He would of been clean through, why dive???
     
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  12. Constcrepe

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    Way to go B4F. That sums up KPR!
     
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  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    I believe someone put you in your place and my rough guess of 25 goals/assist per season for rooney was infact about right.
     
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  14. KingPepeReina.

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    Apparently Pedro Mendes shot didn't go in because the ball didn't hit the net...even though the ball was 5 yards over the line.
    So when is a goal not a goal?...when its scored at Old Trafford.
    At Old Trafford and the team is Manchester United,it is possible to get penalties for fouls outside the penalty area.
     
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  15. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Because hes a well known cheat and he couldnt help himself.

    He dived, no matter how you try and dress it up. Its one of those things where liverpool fans see one thing and the rest of mankind see another.
     
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    True dat <ok>

    Coleen is a ****ing horse!

    Actually I didn't think it through in that much depth! I just went for six years as that seemed like a long enough time span to compare with other productive players like Ronaldo and Berbatov who only played six and five years respectively. You're going far too deep into this! :)

    Interestingly enough, Rooney's PL career average goals and assists is 20.4. Which is even higher than that of legends like Shearer (19.9) and Lampard (14.9). In fact, only Ronaldo (20.5), Drogba (22) and Henry (30.1!?!) have better long term averages, and none of those guys started their career in the PL.
     
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  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    It went in. Unlike a goal in 2005 which aided your victory over chelsea.
     
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  18. Skylarker

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    Funny how the opposition (team or fans) didn't complain then or even after the match. But you still bring it up now!!!
     
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    Well you believe wrongly then. You stated same number of assists as goals. It was 8.4 per season nowhere near the amount that newsround has you believing.
     
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    If that is the case, why do so many of you come across so much as having been hit with a case of the Green eyed monster?
     
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