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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. SKY+

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    The Geordie equivalent of Sweats and Ruff....
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    this ^
     
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    Thanks lads, very nice of you.


    You should have added but without the millions in cash. Us not them.






    Let's get ready to rumble, let's get to rumble. Get ready, get ready and tumble, everybody rumble. Genius.
     
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    See this bird with Peter Kenyon;




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    she's sucked me off.
     
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  5. Sweats

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    Nice... How much did you have to pay her??
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

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    Bit on the skinny side mate. Ths Hammerhead would split that <yikes>
     
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  7. Chief

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    Sweats, she pursued me voraciously. And I can't blame her for that. She should have been paying me.


    Red, she's very chesty mind. Nice and big.
     
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  8. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Suppose a tit-f..k then
     
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  9. Chief

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    I only brought this up as I guess she's as much a celebrity as this bird on I'm a celebrity. She sprang to mind.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

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    Who's Peter Kenyon anyway?
     
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    Oh come on.


    Anyway, she's a big shot in her own right. Solicitor who set up the United deal with Nike etc. Wealthy as, maybe a missed opportunity there.
     
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  12. Sweats

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    I'd smash her <ok>

    Though I would most within reason..
     
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  13. Chief

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    I have mate.

    She loves it doggy, one can only oblige given the choice.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    I thought you said she'd given you a joe blob, not the full hit. Who is Peter Kenyon, and what are you doing knobbing a rich solicitor?
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I hope strangulation was involved whilst her head was buried in the pillow..
     
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    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    That reminds me of Stackhouse <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

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    What's Stackhouse and who's Peter Kenyon?
     
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    Oh no, full hit a good few times. First time straight from wembley in 1994 after beating Chelsea 4-0, up to Wood Green and do the fandango.

    He is chief executive of Chelsea, formerly chief executve of Manchester United. And the reason is I'm a catch. Charisma to burn mate.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    Not living in Swansea. Not very charismatic down there. Can you spit through the gap in your front teeth like Terry Thomas?
     
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  20. Chief

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    Why do you think i live down there? I am like George Clooney to the locals, handsome and dapper with an accent they love!!!
     
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