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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    tried to block out what was happening so he closed his eyes and tried concentrating on King Kenny, however as the pressure was building King Kenny didn't hang around.Therefore instead he decided to count Liverpools premier league titles in his head..........
     
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  2. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    causing alan to spontaneously combust while shout FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE FIVE. Alan had gone mad. All his heroes had either raped him or failed him. Where would he turn, what could he do....

    It was then he met, Bobby Manc, a slimey Italian character who promised Alan a life of riches and success. Would alan shake the hand of the devil?
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Oct 3, 2011
  3. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Firstly thats not me, and secondly don't ever insult anyone by claiming they support Manchester United. I can't be a Manchester United fan. My parents aren't brother and sister and I only have 8 fingers and two thumbs.
     
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  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    said alan to the therapist.

    The therapist tried to explain what denial was to Alan but his denial was deep rooted.
     
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  5. philo beddoe

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    Yes but they are connected to your feet<laugh>
     
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  6. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    I do not in any shape or form support the skanks. If I did I wouldn't have been found guilty of skank baiting and I wouldn't mock Bobby Charlton or the Belfast Drunk aka George Best. Or I wouldn't have made up nicknames for Man United players. I'll prove I'm a Liverpool fan. Ask me any Liverpool question and I won't google. Ask me anything and I can answer it.
     
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  7. Bloody Wanker

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    Yet you're still a **** liverpool fan.
     
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  8. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Its often the case that children will act nasty about people they like or love.

    explained the therapist.
     
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  9. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    We know Alan, we know.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Oct 3, 2011
  10. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Don't ever tar anyone with that brush. I do not support those referee buying scum bastards. Anyone that says otherwise can go suck cocks in hell as long as someone turns the heat up.
     
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  11. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Hell doesnt exist Alan so seeing as nobody is able to do that it can only mean you are a United fan.
     
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  12. Elpistoleros magic feet

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    Hell does exist. It usually goes under a different name....Salford. Its very easy for people to get shot dead, due to the crime rate and gang war-fare. Its the UK's answer to Afghanistan and Beirut.
     
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  13. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    You keep saying Alan.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Oct 3, 2011
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    Why are you getting so angry Alan?
     
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  15. KingEric07.

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    I see one problem with this screenplay. Alan Slevin is an Irish Catholic. Therefore he has been bummed senseless by priests his entire life. I doubt one more uphill chocolate mining incident would be enough to send him over the edge.

    Maybe Gary Neville spilt his Guinness as well?
     
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  17. UIR - Kagawa Powa

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    Neville bummed the catholic out of him.
     
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  18. Hash.

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    a mod eh being a sectarian bigot <doh>
     
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    The mere use of the words 'Irish Catholic' makes him a sectarian bigot?

    No, not really.
     
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  20. Hash.

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    no but saying all irish catholics have been bummed by priests does <ok>
     
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