Do you want mine? I'm seriously considering leaving her this weekend. After the Everton game of course...then that will give me two weeks to recuperate and get a place of my own for the Utd game.
Calm down Alan calm down. Going on like someones just squirted lighter fluid up your arse and lit a match.
Liverpool fans seem to post more on this banter page, why is this? Man Utd dont have many proper fans? Or dont understand how to use a computer? Or can't take banter?
There is more noise at Old Trafford on match day than there is on their board, and there is very little noise at OT on match-day apart from the sound of munching on prawns.
Alan Slevin of Ballymore, Ireland. Lifelong Manchester United fan posting on forums to wind up United fans under the guise of a Liverpool fan?
Interesting that you didnt deny being Alan Slevin of Ballymore, Ireland though isnt it. Why are Man Utd plastered all over your Facebook Alan?