She needs to watch it mate; http://www.zawaj.com/articles/islamic-fatwa-on-anal-sex.html a fatwa is never far away. Local ale here is Butcombe, mighty bloody fine it is too.
saving everyone the trouble EPM/KPR: I would just like to see scum get a deserved kicking. Thats why I wish injuries on Man United players, scum deserves to be infirmed. 19: Well, I hope for your sake Carragher, Gerrard and Dalglish get a ****ing good hiding in their next game. EPM/KPR: I said scum not legends. Seeing as you called Dalglish scum, I hope Bobby Charlton dies from a heart attack. commence the snowballing!
Although it should be said: “Allaah will not look at a man who has intercourse with a woman in her back passage.” Maybe Allah meant the passage behind her house, where she keeps her wheelie bins?
I'm looking to ask out a girl but she works with me and sits right opposite me so if she says no it will be so akward! (which she blatently will).
What, the ginnel (one for us Mancs)? Judging by some of Sweats' recent activity then Allah will most certainly be frowning on him.
Dude she's not Muslim.. Couldn't date someone who didn't drink.. Her mums carribean but of Indian descent. Ahh butcombe bitter.. Have tried that.. £1.90 a pint at the local Toby carvery..
Seems like a stupid term to use by both of them. However wishing injuries and heart attacks is just plain stupid
Ahhh, like Mark Ramprakash? And Alvin Kallicharran, that type of Indian. You're alright then. (yes, I know they are both men but I know of no women Indian West Indians. Unlike you)
Have ****ed every fit bird I've ever worked with.. Caught the clap off the one an gave it to another bird I worked with too.. Reckon that's worse than being blown out by someone you work with.. If you're not feeling confident I find chloroform helps..
