The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Liverpool squad Liverpool manager Liverpool title hopes

 

Who's fancies the manager's post then?


I've got dibs on me being the prettyboy striker, who earns shed fulls of dosh, has a speedboat, and loads of hot totty.........


....... 'ang on that's what I do already!

 

I know this is fantasy football Tunns but that's really pushing it.

 

Centre half me mate, I eat you pretty boy strikers for breakfast. Whoever our opposition one is, look the **** out.

And I don't care if its got a hammerhead!

 

Gonzo

I am a great believer in Solipsism

 

Your season depends on this game.

Dont even try and say it doesnt, have you seen the year long reaction it spark IF you win. Only one team is worse in that respect and they come from yorkshire and play in white.

 

Sweats has to be head coach & tactics!

 

The Welsh Rugby teams supporters have a good go at it when it comes to England!

 

The Hammerhead is starting on the bench. He's an impact sub who can play centre back or in the whole. I's be very careful if I were you RR. You have no concept of his dread power - be afraid. Be VERY afraid

 

Had to google it.

1. The theory that the self is the only thing that can be known and verified.
2. The theory or view that the self is the only reality.

 

Come on luv, you shouldn't have told him you had to google it

 

Put me in goal so I can yell at some ****ers.

 

I'm comfortable with my level of intelligence.

 

that's ithe theory, you see in my head i am that prettyboy striker, speed boat owner, indie rock god, lurve monkey that all the wild woman & hot gypsies dig!. the rest of the human race are my imagination and exist to a bare out this illusion. so you fine chaps on thsi thread simply exist in my mind. United are great, and Liverpool are not is my choice. This is why The Kaiser Chiefs will never make a good record and Oasis will never reform simply because I choose it. The PL is my concept like before 1992 never existed I made it up.

So there it is .... I do howver hold no responsibility for Simon Cowell, or any form of reality t.v. .... or eastenders. Though the woman on Hollypaks are my doing.





The sad reality is though that's in my head as I am an overweight balding middle aged man sat bored in work, who should know better.

 

Those tactics being kill them and then bury them in his garden. Not necessarily in that order.

 

Exactly. A proper dodgy bar steward, especially with that chainsaw in his hand!

 

This was filmed in Hash's caravan.

 

and of course the old "if all fails decapitate them, scoop the insides out, fill with cider and drink from the heads routine!" ... never fails, a particular favourite in Eastern Europe and parts of rural *****lia I believe

 

Is that some Irish/Asian hybrid soap (opera) I've never heard of?

 

ha ha, well spotted.

talking earlier of mass murder & football tactics where is the Midlands Maniac today?