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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Yeah, I got the irony bit. Never heard anyone called a ****head though so you can see why I thought otherwise. Must be the silent F that got me all confused.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    This may not be as hard hitting as the discussion re a silent k in the word knob head... but felt i would share it with you all... have also put it as a thread in the GC...

    If you could Hack your partners or ex partners email would you?


    I ask this as my business partner has recently split up with his missus... an she has dived straight into a relationship with his best mates older brother...

    I tried to steer him away from hacking her account as it may make him more depressed..

    so we hacked her account only to find an email from her new partner of him informing her that he also likes a bit of cock up his arse an another mans spunk in his face... he also signed off the email spunky face....


    Now I dont know about anyone else but can you think of a better outcome.. The perfect tonic for getting over an ex really..

    anyway just thought i would share that snippet of joy with you..
     
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  3. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Why is everyone correcting spelling now?

    I read the last two pages and it went from Peppa Pig to spelling!

    <confused>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I think he's got it. That is indeed a proper word, and is the biological word for a knob, dick, or in the Welshy's case, nob. By the way, will you be supporting Wales toninght?
     
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  5. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The swearing filter really makes this post hard to understand. <cheers>
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Return. I don't think that you were aware that the knickname (joke) for my knob is Joy Hammerhead. Most of the guys on this thread know why. I think your mate did the right thing, by the way.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    [NSFW]**** **** ****[/NSFW]
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Thankfully i was not aware of that fact RHC.. I can now be assured to sleep better at night knowing you give your penis a pet name.. though being a scouse fan I am somewhat shocked you have not called it shankly...
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No Red, because I'm English.
    The way I feel about our national team I sometimes think about jumping ship but can never really bring myself to do it, much as I hate the national team set up. I've started to take an interest in England a bit because we've got the makings of a good young side but it won't be long before that idiot reverts back to type and picks Lampard and Gerrard together in CM just to see if he can make it work!


    The closest I ever get to 'supporting' Wales is Rugby but even then when they play England I can't bring myself to do it, despite the England rugby team being generally a bunch of toss pots!
     
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  10. BCR

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    I'll give wales my backing! 3-2, victory for Wales..... <whistle>
     
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  11. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    I always have, and always will...
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    What type of bloke offers up the information to a new girlfriend that he likes to be bummed, nay spit roasted by the sound of it, by another bloke?

    ****ing hell.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You Welsh Raaaul? Where abouts? I know Gonzo is.
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Let me enlighten you, Return. I can pull my foreskin into the shape of a hammerhead sharh's head. It needs to be capacious to cater for what lies beneath when gorged with blood. When in the latter state, it brings JOY to any lady that has the pleasure.
     
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  15. Sweats

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    I know seriously weird eh??? My business partner if full of joy knowing this information though.....

    far too much info...
     
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  16. Lucaaas

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    Up North mate, in the mountains!! And yeah, I am, born here, and lived here all my life. Don't have the hatred most have for the English though, it would be rather silly to support an English team yet hate the English, but its what most over here do, and in other countries such as Ireland. Weird stuff!!
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Spend quite a bit of time up there, based in Capel Curig for climbing etc.

    I say spend, got a lot less recently. More's the pity.

    Yeah, very wierd. I've found that down here they crack on they hate us but in reality when it comes to it don't. Although I think redHC has had less happy experiences if memory serves?
     
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    <yikes>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    That's exactly what you posted when I first made the revelation, but you've seen it anyway.
     
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  20. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I don't see any shocks England 2 or 3 nil.
     
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