The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

What is?

 

Matth on Twatter.

 

the creamfest on sky sports 5 regarding Liverpool.

 

Don't watch it, is the simple answer.
Especially if you know you are going to hate it.....why would you watch it?

 

I won't watch it.

 

Then why are you moaning that it will be unbearable? you silly twonk

 

It's not the game it's the sychophantic ****fest that will precede it.

I'm looking forward to seeing the match, but all the talk of 'dem famous European nights' beforehand, with references to Istanbul every 5 minutes and Sourness, Redknapp and Co fapping themselves into a frenzy over Stevie Me's last stand.

I won't turn it on until 7.45 on the dot.

 

I dont doubt it will be cringworthy.
My query to Matth was, if you find it so annoying, do what I will do and dont watch it. To which he said he wouldnt, to which I replied, then Why the **** are you moaning about it then?

Its just idiots trying to inject some passion and nostalgia in to what will undoubtedly be a normal game of football.

 

I'll probably be turning it off at 7.50

 

Those famous european nights at anfield.

Cant say i remember any of them tbh. Their famous wins happened at neutral venues i would think.

 

I do love a special night at anfield.

 

Liverpool have been a shambles so far. Rodgers' tactical naivity is startling.

 

Prophetic

Or away from home.

Anyone would think Liverpool's fans were more of a hindrance than a help...

 

I'm very sad go easy on me.

 

, at Liverpool.

 

Don`t be sad, there`s always the return game

 

By that point I'll be back to "we'll smash them!"

 

Thought you weren't watching it

 

Turns out Madrid's tea lady once used to live next door to someone who was Djemba Djemba's dog walker's nan. Therefore as there is a link back to United, however tenuous, Matth now watches all Madrid games.

 

After Ronaldo scored the opener I bet Matth's living room resembled a Jackson Pollock painting.