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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. CCC

    CCC Poet Laureate

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    <laugh>

    [Hot chick dressed only in a towel answers the door] Fletch: Can I borrow that towel my car just hit a water buffalo.

    #geniuschatupline <ok>
     
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  2. theevilreddevil

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  3. Hardly surprising but, same <ok>
     
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  4. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    That's actually pretty good... better than the moustache dummies.
     
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  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Should be quiet from the dippers tonight
     
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  6. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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  7. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    The sound of a million scouse pennies dropping tinkling in my ears.
    Yes, on the basis of that game you are ****ing ****e. And that's what we judge on right, the last game?

    Hilarious. I think you've celebrated how great you think you are a tad too soon.
     
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  8. Sweats

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    Diplomatic as ever <laugh>

    Wonder what diplomadave's excuse is.. May have to go investigate.
     
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  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Diplomatic is my middle name.

    As is Dartagnian.
     
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  10. weararedbonnet

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    Is being dipperlomatic the answer you would get from a politician?
     
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  11. Stan

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    That horrendous realisation that all those fantastic signings are actually what everyone else knew they were, bang average. Still, they looked boss on their YouTube clips. Even Lallana.
     
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  12. Christiansmith

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    I am wondering when/if the penny will ever drop with Brenda that Stevie me's career is coming to an end. he found a new lease of life with the sewer rat. But his long balls are now wasted and really look pathetic.

    As long as I see Stevie as captain and bring played every match I will be happy. <laugh>
     
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  13. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    Gerrard has been finished for two seasons, the thing i can`t get my head around is how teams allow him the time to take two steps back and have a run up to play his "hollywood" passes, also why don`t defenders cover the recipiant of the pass when it is so obvious the pass is giong to be made.
     
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  15. theevilreddevil

    theevilreddevil Well-Known Member

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    Not sure Liverpool fans can take the piss lol
     
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  16. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    Shut up relegation rival :D
     
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  17. Tobes

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    We're all ****e <laugh>
     
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  18. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Aye <laugh>

    Group hug
     
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  19. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Brilliant. <hug>
     
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  20. BBFs Unpopular View

    BBFs Unpopular View Well-Known Member

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    wtf like, whatever United caught last season they've infected us too.
     
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