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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member
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    Or both. Find some medication that says 'don't mix with alcohol', then mix it with alcohol. You'll soon stop whining about your broken bones and herniated vertebrae.
     
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    Swarbs, Aug 29, 2014
  2. Stan

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    Diazapem and alcohol is a dangerous mix!
     
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    Stan, Aug 29, 2014
  3. Sweats

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    ****ing bunch of smackheads..

    Have had a bad back of late.. Mixed diazepam with booze. Was tremendous. Had the diazepam left over from holiday as the doctor prescribes it me for the flight.. <ok>
     
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  4. Stan

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    30 year old Fernando Torres moves to AC Milan on a two year loan deal. Just to be clear it's not a free transfer of a player who cost £50million a few years ago, it's a 2 year loan.
     
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    Stan, Aug 29, 2014
  5. Swarbs

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    That's good. It'd be pretty shocking if Chelsea turned out to have paid more than £1 million for each of Torres' 45 goals in 3.5 years....
     
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  6. Tobes

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    That's a shocker. Obviously the only way they could get him out the door with his £175k per week salary, on a free ffs. He'll still be on their books @£20m so that's they're basically paying £20m to get rid.
     
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  7. Stan

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    Crisis at City, manager out etc.
     
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    Stan, Aug 30, 2014
  8. luvgonzo

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    That Moreno we've bought is good, better than that £30 million porky fella you bought. :smile:
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 31, 2014
  9. Sweats

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    **** off you welsh twat. <ok>
     
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    Sweats, Aug 31, 2014
  10. luvgonzo

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    Lets see how your bunch of mercs work out looks like you'll be playing a 2-4-4 formation. :D
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 2, 2014

  11. Matth_2014

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    We've got Falcao.

    That is all.
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 2, 2014
  12. Page_Moss_Kopite

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    You've got the new untested Falcao, the old one ruptured a ligament in January and was injured for 6 months.

    Could go ping!!!!! again in his first game, that's why utd only got him on loan.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite, Sep 2, 2014
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    The bitterness, i can feel it from here, Liverpool fans are gutted that they didn't get a world-class striker in Falcao. instead they have to settle for a hot-headed Balotelli.
     
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  14. Stan

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    Keep those fingers crossed!
     
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    Jamie Redknapp on Falcao: "We all talk about how good Diego Costa is, but Falcao used to keep Costa out of the side when he was at Atletico"
     
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    Matth_2014, Sep 2, 2014
  16. Tobes

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    <laugh>

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Tobes, Sep 2, 2014
  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Deadly nightshade, strychnine? <laugh>
     
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  18. Stan

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    Is that the famous Scouse humour? Are you Ken Dodd?
     
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    Stan, Sep 2, 2014
  19. Red Hadron Collider

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    No. I'm Ken Dodd's dad's dog <ok>

    Seriously, though. Your quack should give you something stronger for a slipped disc. Go back and tell him/her the codeine isn't touching it.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Sep 2, 2014
  20. Matth_2014

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    <laugh>.
     
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