The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

True, Eto'o also thought Jose was a **** but played for him. Torres thinks Jose is a **** which is why he wants to stay at Chelsea.

 

Every man and his dog knows he's a c**t but they do what they do, buy the ready made player all the time as he isnt the best coach or when they do buy youngsters they loan them all out ensuring other teams dont buy them

Jose's abilities enable him to only work with established players and teams with never ending budgets

#fackt

#specialone

 

Yup, like Porto and Inter Milan

 

Such as uniao de leiria, a team the size of Orient, who he took into CL placings.

Or Porto, who's budget was one tenth of United's.

Or Inter, who's wage bill and net spend was less than Liverpool's in 2009/10. Inter won the treble, Rafa came er...

 

You seem to have done a Suarez!

 

Yo Shteve! Let's kick it......

Ice Ice baby........

Alright stop, collaborate and listen, Shteve has joined and he's on a ****ing mission, something..made him WUM unsightly, with all the masculinity of Keira ****ing Knightley, deadly, they should make a Shteve effigy, for dealing with scouse and chav WUMS so effortlessly, love him or hate him, ya better give way, cos ****ing with the newbie poster Shteve dont pay, if there is a WUM poster yo he'll mend it, spelt like Steve but with a speech impediment....

Ice Ice baby.......

 

That's quality. Word to your mother.

 

hehe Tramadol is awesome......

 

Certainly is


Ive still got some from when I broke my leg

 

ffs

 

Not a patch on morphine

 

I had IV morphine for the first time ever last year when my gall bladder decided to go all septic.
Was ****ing awesome, best feeling I have ever felt.
Would love to get my hands on some

 

When they got to me at the bottom of the stairs, they gave me a heavy shot. First 3 days in hospital, I was self-administering with a button.

 

I had morphine and several weeks after was on lots of different painkillers per day but on the day i did it they had to sedate me so i didnt see my leg mashed up and they gave me ketamine which was fantastic

Ive had different recreational drugs but this was something else, even compared to acids

 

I'm on codeine and diazapem at the minute. I need something stronger.

 

Ketamine would sort you out!


Whats the problem?

 

Jeez you're all a bunch of druggie ****s on here.

Have some nurofen and stop whining

 

Either that or a bottle of red wine

 

Slipped disc.

 

Ouch, mix medication with a little alcohol