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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thieving manc get! That's my line.
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    oh the irony:)
     
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    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    i'm just pleased i got that one in before you ;)
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Everyone been behaving themselves while ive been gone?
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No irony. Far more crime in manchester, salford and trafford than in Liverpool, where the people are far more pleasant, helpful and approachable. so, no irony.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Get them moderated, luv <smooch>
     
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  7. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Hey guys ,hows it going?
    I'm new here.
    Bobby Charlton is a scumbag who disowned his parents,what a prick.
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Why don't you go for this coat? Might suit you better. <ok>

    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    if there was no irony, then how did you know to what it was i referred?

    the cliches, to which you what I speak of, do not work if you exchange scouser for manc.

    btw - I am neither of the above.

    but it's only banter so lighten up.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Can someone do an IP check on this new guy please?

    Got KPR written all over it.
     
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  12. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    could be envy, could be lust?
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    can't be there's no liver wasting, wife beating reference there to be KPR
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'm as light as a helium-filled balloon, cock.
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    They don't call RHC hammerhead for nothing you know.
     
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  16. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I've never seen a balloon cock.

    or is it a cock shaped balloon?
     
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  17. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Ever seen a monkey **** a dog?
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Obviously failed to spot the comma, mucker.
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    I once saw a Bridget bardot riding buck naked on a pinK Llama over a field of poppies ......

    but that was after a bad night on some dodgy mushies - or was it just youthful wishful thinking?
     
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  20. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Does that happen a lot in Dorset, Sky. Do you live near Lyme Regis and are you, therefore, the French Lieutentant's Woman, or are you Tess of the D'Urbervilles?
     
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