The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Our midfield is poor, that's the point

 

Sorry to interrupt (not sorry really )

But 1900 pages

 

It's 950 pages you novice...get your setting sorted!

 

Shut yo pie hole you turd burger

 

Not if you understand football and how the team game should be played.

It would mean certain aspects of our game are poor. Not being able to pick out people in the area alludes to golf club for a foot.
No support for Suarez, striker shortage, Sturrige coming on helped Suarez be more effective, proves that point for me.

To simply say midfield is poor is just stinky bait on a fishing line

 

Is that Welsh or Spanish...?

 

he don't put pies in his hole, he puts dongs...

 

I'm getting hungry with all this talk of pies!

 

... and dongs

 

Nah, that pastry sh!t is really bad for you.

I'd rather have cardboard around a meat filling, it would be healthier

 

But UTDs midfield is suppose to be the worst, this does not compute.

 

The day I care about 'healthy' is the day I grow hair!

 

You do realise that you talk to more than one person on here don't you?

 

There's a thread for that

 

Here's one Gerrez prepared earlier, fusion food

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WTF is it meant to be on the pie?

 

That's probably true (although RVP's time at Arsenal has shown he can adapt to the situation when service is poor), and I likewise think Suarez would struggle to match his Liverpool goal tally playing for us. Not only would he not get as much of the ball, he wouldn't be the focus of everything we do and we'd be less tolerant of his wastefulness. Tho again his time at Ajax has shown he can do well cutting in from the wings, so he might be similarly productive in that situation at Utd.

But neither did Suarez most of the time - he found so much space but spent so much time with his head down dribbling around that he missed a fair few opportunities to give presentable chances to his team mates. If Suarez had shown the same level of drive and awareness Gerrard did for your goal then he might have created another.

 

You could twist this slightly. RvP at Liverpool (instead of Suarez) would be the main player and therefore the opposition teams would concentrate on stopping him.

Suarez at Man Utd wouldn't be so, in theory, he would get more space and time then he currently gets

 

Considering we're a one man team it seems that one man is very reliant on his team mates to make him the man.