The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

RvP can play for England?

That man sure is talented!

 

Whose fault is it that Suarez's chance conversion rate is only 16% compared to RVP's 30%?

Fergie? Gary Neville? Howard Webb? Or maybe it's because RVP gets gifted so many sitters like his last two goals?

 

Oh, conversion rate
NOF you are such a silly boy.

Suarez made so many of those himself, RvP would not have created nearly enough for himself, and with our delivery and presence in the box being so poor in order to have those chances he can tuck away. Can you understand this? Need I dumb it down

what was that about conversion rate, you are completely off the mark and not understanding the situation yet you deem your comeback awesome as per your smiler? NOF just


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he'll sort you out with a leg to stand on

 

I thought Webb had a good game

 

So Suarez makes the chances for himself and then misses them. Excellent.

RVP on the other hand just puts the ball away. What the **** is he thinking about?! Now you've made me see the light, I do recall how poor RVP was last season when playing for an inferior team to the one he's in now.

I emailed the guy at the leg shop and he asked me to show you this little bit of info "Van Persie has also won more one-on-one battles with defenders than the busier Suarez. The Dutchman has won exactly half of his 182 duels, while the Uruguayan has lost almost two-thirds of his 208 personal contests." Rather like not being very good at kicking the ball into the net, it's another aspect of a player's game that is a bit difficult to blame on somebody else when it all goes to ****.

Richard also mentioned that you are a very good client of his because you're always legless.

 

Now you cant follow the conversation

I thought you were wumming but you are just really really trying to understand.

Not the way to go to reuse my last line, again, lazy.

I am surprised you could not concentrate for 3 posts in a row and you call me legless especially when I don't drink at all

You seem to forget.
RvP Clinical finisher but creates out of nothing for himself rarely. He a a luxury, doesn't contribute elsewhere really but pops up and scores regularly. That's his job. So, he CAN and does go missing for long spells.
Are we saying he's sh!t because of that, no, his goals make him worth it and he's a luxury cos he doesn't really have to chip in elsewhere and ye manage without that said contribution. Understanding?

SO how did this turn into a Suarez and his finishing, if you were any way intelligent I would put it down to intentional misdirection but we know that aint the case, aint that right NOF

Suarez does not go missing, he can be ineffective, that is not going missing, he's always envolved good or bad. This was never about who is better, they are very different players in how they play.

RvP is by far the better finisher and box player.
Suarez is equally better than RvP at playing from deep, beating players to open up defences.

I will say Suarez has to work harder for his gall tally of 2 pl goals behind the clinical RvP

Why did you get your knickers in a twist over that?

 

No One Famous has gone from a sensible, decent poster to one of the worst posters on the site in a short space of time.

Now he's just a patronising ****wit who thinks he's much more intelligent than he actually is. Best that you just avoid replying to him BBF, it's a waste of time trying to have a sensible discussion with him. Dunno who he's trying to impress but its very tedious.

 

Great stuff. RVP is a luxury. BBF gold.

More, more!!

 

I sense you take internet football message boards a tad too seriously.

 

Relax, I said that without taking anything away from the guy.

Can we kiss and make up now?

 

Me or you?

 

c'mon, give it up big boy

 

The first step to recovery is to admit you have a problem!

 

Suarez also can't go missing - his team mates will pretty much make sure of that. They know he's better than them by far and so always give him the ball, even when he's doing nothing right like in yesterday's game.

I think if he played for a better team with more quality he'd 'go missing' more often, simply because when he was having a bad game his teammates would tend to pass it to the players who were playing better, or players who were able to create stuff themselves. RVP is the perfect example of that - last year he never 'went missing' for Arsenal cos they never let him - they relied on him to create, score and be involved in everything they do. This season he knows our players can do that just as well as him, so he concentrates on being ready to finish off the chances they create, hence him being so much more clinical.

 

Agree on the bold and thankayou for not thinking I am having a go at RvP

By go missing RvP I mean when service is cut off to him he is marginalised. He'll still work away making runs and being a general nuisance but if you cut the supply he becomes passenger. I think it is the same with all out and out strikers though.

As you said, Suarez does not have that luxury if the ball can't find him he has to come get it.

I still maintain RvP would struggle to match his united score tally playing for us.

 

How does RVP get assists if he's a marginalised, luxury passenger?

 

I thought Suarez played as well as he could yesterday, 1st half the few tocuhes he and Sterling got I though they could both do some damage if they got better service.Unfortunatly that didnt happen

2nd half though Luis was excellent in the 10 role, linked well with Studg and midfield ,and last 20 Uniteds CBs and CMs didnt know what the f**k do , as he constantly found space in between the lines.Our negative 1st half tactics caused the defeat

 

I heard rat face went missing in the game, has he been found yet?

Peeps on Twitter are saying he plans to leave in the summer unless Liverpool get CL football.

 

That would mean your midfield is poor.

 

Really? Didn't see that happening, not sure it's happen before either