The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

i've always watched motd (when i'm in)...and yeah i am skint too!

 

hehe

 

Coming from someone with Suarez and Gerrard in their team?

 

An IP address ban would stop this scroat during his hours at work or is he able to renew it at will?

 

Maybe when SKD's calmed down he'll apologise for some of the ignorant, bitter ****e he's written about Sir Alex Ferguson and Sir Bobby Charlton over the past few days. Both men have more class in their turds than SKD has in his entire, hate filled body!

 

Well, we stole that one. Undeservedly. Gotta laugh though, eh?

 

Yup, we were ****e but a win at Anfield is a win at Anfield. Happy Sunday.

 

A lucky win but a win is a win.

Credit to both sets of supporters for behaving them selves during the game

 

We win by an iffy one after Suarez has tried all game to buy one. happy days in my book.

 

"We were very poor," said Ferguson. "Liverpool dominated the first half and we were lucky."

What a bitter and twisted old man. Damn him for never admitting when his team has been outplayed...

 

Easy to be gracious after a victory, Swarbs. Ferguson is always keen to pour praise on the opposition with 3 points in his pocket.

When you lost 1-4? 'The best team lost.'

 

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water and make her gasp for air. Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor. She was concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he continued to rip them out! Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts. Some time later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her husband came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey, you were right. All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you. "What do you mean?" asked his wife


Well, you always told me that one day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers, I think I got most of them back in.

 

He's just had much more practice at winning graciously

 

Seen that the other day on Facebook Sweats

 

I don't think anyone really wins ungraciously, do they?

Although, saying that, Di Matteo actually came close to doing so yesterday. Stoke had 2 less shots than Chelsea, and he comes out and says 'it was one way traffic.' Maybe all of Stoke's chances came in the first half, and Chelsea's in the second, meaning they were all created at one end?

 

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Is what I'm listening to. I haven't got any Leonard Cohen. Totally robbed.

 

No Swarbs. He didn't say you were outplayed. He said the above. You were outplayed and he is an ungracious twat. The other team never played well. United were always poor.

 

Wenger is another one who can be quite ungracious in victory - even when he wins he often has a good whinge about Arsenal being "the only team playing football". Didn't Benitez call Everton a "small club" after beating them once as well?

Most managers aren't massively ungracious, but it's rare for a manager to admit they were lucky, particularly when they're playing a rival.

 

Howard Webb was suppose to ref this game but he was busy with his family

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