The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

No muscle

 

Smart bloke you are

 

Can we get rid of BARF now?

 

Old hairy hands was a breakfast show presenter thats why! He should never have been on a sports station!

 

Theres a bit of Neville in all of us. Some deeper than others

 

I met him a couple of years ago, we asked him to MC a charity event. He was a tool. Spoke very loudly to ensure that everyone in the bar knew he was there.

 

loving the profile pic.

 

Evening Alan.

What is your favourite word, mine is never because it shares 3 letters with Neville, my king.

 

Seriously though guys Its scary how much I actually look like Neville

 

Apart from the ****-up that was the Euro's during the summer hes not done much wrong in his career.

 

Good afternoon Barrence. Dont really have a favourite word but yours is great

What made you change your ways and accept the legend that is Sir Gary Neville.

 

My PM's are not working but yes it is 'I'

 

I was a prat last night and have been too many times. I do like Neville as a pundit and you cannot argue with what hes achieved even if it was for the mancs.

I am scared of how similar we look tough, if I grow my hair a little we would be twins. My mother told me I had a brother up north once

 

He decided to stop being your prank monkey and grow up.

 

The demo is up for 360.

 

Kicked off again. Stupid really. Hash rightfully deleted my posts aswell.

It all started yesterday when I got an order in for a new wardrobe. High end stuff and I couldnt get the parts. It needed to be cushioned inside for some reason and thats not usually something I do but the order would of sorted me out financially for a good few weeks.

I mean who orders a wardrobe thats cushioned inside and 6 foot 5" tall, no legs, reinforced back sides and able to withstand cold damp conditions so it doesnt rot.

I dont like to be beaten but this might be too much for me, first job I might have to turn down since someone asked me to make a chair that looked like a massive cock

 

Sounds more like a stage magician prop than a wardrobe pal!

 

About ****ing time!

 

Lemmings became the subject of a popular misconception that they commit mass suicide when they migrate. Actually, it is not a mass suicide, but the result of their migratory behavior. Driven by strong biological urges, some species of lemmings may migrate in large groups when population density becomes too great. Lemmings can swim and may choose to cross a body of water in search of a new habitat. In such cases, many may drown if the body of water is so wide as to stretch their physical capability to the limit. This fact, combined with the unexplained fluctuations in the population of Norwegian lemmings, gave rise to the misconception.

I don't follow you.

Maybe you meant this but I still don't follow you.

The behavior of lemmings is much the same as that of many other rodents which have periodic population booms and then disperse in all directions, seeking the food and shelter their natural habitats cannot provide.