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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. Sir Kenny Dalglish

    Sir Kenny Dalglish Well-Known Member

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    Alan isn't here, he's gone to look at his trains. He's busy writing down that he saw a blue one and a red one.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 3, 2012
  2. McFuckFace

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    He'll be in trouble if he see's a green one! He's only took a blue and red crayon :(
     
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    McFuckFace, Sep 3, 2012
  3. Sir Kenny Dalglish

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    He'll pick his nose like a good little nerd to solve that problem.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 3, 2012
  4. Lucaaas

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    And then they complain when top teams play their second teams in the FA cup saying they are devaluing it <laugh>
     
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    Lucaaas, Sep 3, 2012
  5. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Really?
    Men with tash = gay (see Freddie Mercury for details)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 3, 2012
  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    It's ok Barrance draws his on so he can be like his idol Gary Neville <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 3, 2012
  7. Sir Kenny Dalglish

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    They could also pull out of the FA Cup to go on a winter break to Brazil.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 3, 2012
  8. Sweats

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    Baz you're friends with Eric cantona on Facebook?
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2012
  9. Sweats

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    I'm bored.. No bird here tonight.. You have a couple of hot lady friends.. One from Cardiff who would be welcome addition to my collection.
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2012
  10. Sweats

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    ??? How would I do that? Not on eBay chap. Used to be can't remember my ID or anything. Have you got something to sell?
     
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  11. Sweats

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    Seems a reasonable enough request.. My friend is a florist, she did the flowers at a funeral and the old boy had his favourite sofa turned into a coffin..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2012
  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I was just thinking it doesn't sound unreasonable. I've heard of much stranger requests for funerals.
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 3, 2012
  13. Lucaaas

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    <laugh> Classic
     
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    Lucaaas, Sep 3, 2012
  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    KingEric07., Sep 3, 2012
  15. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Doubt it.

    Sounds like someone wierd rich bloke with too much money to me <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 3, 2012
  16. Sweats

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    It's not like she will be in the wardrobe while you're doing it..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2012
  17. One of the lads

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    Freddie, you should definitely expand into the coffin business. After all, who wants to live forever?
     
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    One of the lads, Sep 3, 2012
  18. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    It's not like Beelzebub has a devil put aside for you..
     
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    Sweats, Sep 3, 2012
  19. KingEric07.

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    <laugh>

    Plus she's not going to 'break free'. Not if you build it properly <ok>

    You could make money every time another one bites dust.
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 3, 2012
  20. Sir Kenny Dalglish

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    He likes fat bottomed girls, and going on a bicycle race when he said don't stop me now, this was his breakthrough.
     
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    Sir Kenny Dalglish, Sep 3, 2012
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