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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

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  1. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    Yesssssssssss!!!!!!
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 2, 2012
  2. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Rvp and his strong back , straight from carrying one team to now carrying another.
     
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  3. Swarbs

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    Apparently goals win games. Who knew?

    Obviously not Americans... <whistle>

    That, and you never know who has actually been raped and who has just tried to get a bit of cash out of them.

    You are right about RVP's accuser lying for publicity - Evans was accused by the bird's boyfriend after they got thrown out of the hotel where the Utd party was.

    Almost makes you feel sorry for the overpaid, arrogant, dozy ****s!
     
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    Swarbs, Sep 2, 2012
  4. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    1 man team.

    Its 2 man actually, the other guys injured.
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 2, 2012
  5. UIR - Kagawa Powa

    UIR - Kagawa Powa New Member

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    9 minutes ago:
    Piers Morgan &#8207;@piersmorgan
    Sir Alex: 'What present did you get me for my 1000th match, Robin?' Van Pursestrings: 'The worst penalty in United history, Boss.

    1 minute ago:
    Piers Morgan &#8207;@piersmorgan
    I want to die.


    <laugh>
     
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    UIR - Kagawa Powa, Sep 2, 2012
  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    I could help him there . The twat<ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 2, 2012
  7. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    What team has 18 league titles and is 18th in the league?

    As its a hard question I will give you a clue, they have never won the PL
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 2, 2012
  8. suarezlfc

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    The clue is more trivial than the question.
     
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    suarezlfc, Sep 2, 2012
  9. suarezlfc

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    I did a joke on twitter and it didn't go down well. So I'll try it here:

    Am I the only one aware of the irony of the crowd chanting that RVP, a man accused of rape, 'scores when he wants'?
     
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    suarezlfc, Sep 2, 2012
  10. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Some interesting reaction on your board today Suarezlfc <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 2, 2012

  11. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Accused and being convicted are two different things, still

    I will give you another clue to my quiz, They have won the Euro/Champs league 5 times (a lot less than Real Madrid)
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 2, 2012
  12. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Is it Everton ?

    What do I win ?
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 2, 2012
  13. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Good results today Barrance <ok>
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 2, 2012
  14. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Last post then ?
     
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    KingEric07., Sep 2, 2012
  15. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Close, but no, try again
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 2, 2012
  16. KingEric07.

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    So did you enjoy the games today Barrance ?
     
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  17. Constcrepe

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    Bazray did you enjoy these lines from the BBC's report of the match today:

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Constcrepe, Sep 2, 2012
  18. One of the lads

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    That is really scraping the bottom of the bitter barrel Farmer Somerset.
     
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  19. One of the lads

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    Always been intrigued by Hansen, Dalglish and Souness's peculiar Scouse accents. They still sound simple but in a different way to the Evertonians Fowler, Gerrard and Carragher. And the other Evertonian, Premier League winner Michael Owen.
     
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  20. McFuckFace

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    Nice to see Utd celebrating another narrow victory against a team that are almost dead certs to go down. What are they going to do against a decent side??
     
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    McFuckFace, Sep 2, 2012
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