The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Petty bickerers

 

It was a racist tune he was whistling though.

 

I'm just playing with Barrance, Red

Hows things. you're not on here much recently ?

 

It was deemed to be by the ''Independent panel'' which was made up of Eamonn Holmes, Mr Blobby and Rod Hull and Emu.

 

It was lost in translation

 

It's a friendly racist tune where he's from

 

Serious question Mancs, when is Phil Jones likely to be back in the team? He is rotting on my fantasy team bench at the moment.

 

He was banned because he refused to whistle 'Take me home United road'' and when he eventually did it sounded too much like ''Take me home, country road'' and it was deemed offensive.

 

Depends on the context

 

Mid September I think but it's hard to tell with a back injury

 

Edit: Oh right, back injury.

 

Gerrard suffered from back problems early in his career which effected other parts of his body. I think that was more to do with him being a late bloomer and still growing though?

 

Hadn't Gerrard got a hair-line crack in his back, and when he grew he got injured?

 

Tongue in cheek comment followed by serious reply/correction when naming our rivals.

It's like I imagine it when someone comes back from the dead.

 

Don't know about that one, he definitely had growing issues that caused injuries though

I think MO had back problems too, least that is what the expects linked his hamstring troubles too

 

You've lost me...

And stop hiding!

 

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Also likes to mention the United drinkers and sexual exploits of current and ex United employees

 

It was a trademark characteristic of the infamous KPR. Always used to be a buzzkill on all of my ****s n giggles (basically every post).


#Whosaidthat?

 

I remember Gerrard having back trouble, and he also had to have his wisdom teeth taken out to prevent him from having groin trouble. It was Gerard Houlliers medical team that discovered that this was the cause of the groin injuries.

 

Bit like saying you can cure deafness by cutting off your toes