The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Stop showing your age, you rancid kiddie-fiddling nonce. If it wasn't for cartoons and the internet, you'd never get laid.

 

As a father of three children (I obviously bought my wife in Thailand as I am incapable of getting laid otherwise) I find yours and david****face's constant reference to me as a *****, kiddie fiddler or nonce as unnecessarily and completely and utterly offensive. It's pretty clear you are scared by anyone with even basic intelligence or scarred by some past experience or other for you to go about your life like this.

As you are both so limited in intelligence and articulacy that all you can do is fire out random insults which does nothing but prove that the both of you are completely lacking in any imagination.

With utter lowlife scum like you two in this 'banter' thread it isn't worth visiting any more. ****wits like you really should be put in a bag and drowned like a cat you pondlife ****.
Whoever it was that bummed you as child should have done us the favour of finishing you off while they were at it.

Get ****ed.

 

I am not pointing any fingers at any poster in particular,
but, i thought the banter threads aim was to throw about cheeky insults about each others teams.
Maybe it`s the lack of football at the moment but lately there seems a lot of personal insults going around.



I know i am a ****, thanks.

 

Yes, you are a boob.

 

Morning mancs, and a lovely morning it is.

 

hows it going?

lapping up the south wales sunshine this morning, in the words of the great lou reed such a perfect day!

 

I may be in work but it should be nice enough for a few beers out the back when I get home.

 

try some of this ...

http://www.gwyntcider.com/gyd/

 

Have tried a couple of them, good stuff, so is this, the red one is the best.....

http://www.tomoswatkin.com/

 

yep had them - quality, the Taffy Apple in this weather is top stuff.

There's another Gwynt cider "Fiery Fox" I had it on the handle in this pub -

http://www.gwaelodinn.co.uk/index_htm_files/0.gif

 

I'm a big fan of the American beers, stuff like Sierra Nevada and Brooklyn Beer. The Americans have a bad rep due to crap like Bud but there's some good stuff over there.

 

yeah i think buffster & sweats got into a conversation one afternoon about "real" beers from america. Can't say I've tried that many, Bud as you say is shoite, not a massive drinker of lager type drinks if I do it's mainly the the european ones I go for, but if this weather continues I'll have to expand my pallet or I'll turn into an apple!

 

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale is a great place to start.

 

What, to share a sack with you? Nothing. Act like scum towards me and I'll treat you like scum. Cheers.

 

Prefer the Haf to the Braf myself but it's close. Stella Cidre is bloody marvelous in this weather.

 

God I hate him already...

 

I see the welsh hardman is out in force again!

On a serious note, Ruff you over react to things and get way too abusive, I can literally see your face screwed up in contempt while your writing your hate filled responses ! this is a banter page... if you want a laugh and a joke & not take things sseriously then thats what this should be used for. Not wishing death on people !

Wind it in a bit.

 

I'm more of a Mongbow fan.

 

We don't get Stella Cider over here

Top weekend of weather but now it is just about to start hurling rain.

So I see/hear Shinji kagawa to you lot for 15 mil? Not bad that.

 

What good American beers am I missing Bluff?