The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Crying? Why you crying? Cabron, mira, why you cry ?

 

It's something we say on this side of the pond when you drink Gin you cry.A lot of woman drink it and they start moaning when to much Gin

 

It's known as Womens ruin over here Bluff as they all cry after drinking too many.

 

Fact

 

Haha, I can see that! Trying to that what drink does that most here. Redbull and Vodka makes women go crazy and emotionally charged so you never really know what you will get!

 

I'm with you there, my wife is banned from it! More for me.

 

Keep it that way

ENJOY

 

Big, mega, double top to that.

 

Treble that F......... awful

 

That was a quick visit, you ****ing old pervert

Piss up soon mate, you know what I have to do first.

 

I think tequila over here. Not margarita where there is loads of sugar and all that, but tequila mixed with something. That usually has the girls in tears. Hence to-kill-ya it is normally dubbed.

 

Bluff, Tanquaray or Hendricks gin with schweppes tonic, ice and a slice of lime. Perfect G&T

Don't suppose UIR is still on? Wondering if Back to Basics has returned or still runs in leeds? That was one marvelous house night, superb. There was a nigth in Morley too, can't bloody remember what it was called.

As was Most Excellent at the Wiggly Worm (!) in Manchester. The Hacienda was ok in an intense half scary type way and Sankeys Soap was/is a brilliant club. A night I went to a few times as a mate was at UCL was the Milk Bar at Turnmills in London, marvelous tall paul.

Down here, in fact where I am this minute, we had some night or other at The Brunel Rooms in Swindo and Escape in Swansea was a ****ing top house night, you been there Gonzo? It's **** now, has been for about ten years, I'm talking mid to late 90's.

I'm an old man with three kids now but by **** those were the days my friends!

 

Tanquaray is excellent and I also enjoy Bombay Sapphire, both very good.

 

I believe so. In fact I'm sure I will have had it but my default is Tanquaray.

Off to Barcelona this weekend, will be having plenty of G&T's there I can tell thee. Top drink for the sunshine.

 

Wonder if anyone can answer this.

Can anyone name the player(s) with the most fouls in the Premier League this season, last season in the Championship, the 2009/10 League One season and the 2008/09 League Two season?

 

Commited or fouled against?

Leon Britton, Gary Monk and Alan Tate have played for Swansea in alll four divisions but i doubt it's one of them.

Unless it most fouled, then it could be Britton.

 

A Norwich player?

 

Committed

 

T'would be telling

 

Probably is then.

Grant Holt?