The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

The UEFA Runners-Up Make-As-Much-Money-As-Possible Liverpool-Aren't-Invited How-The-****-Are-Chelsea-In-The-Final Vase.

It'll catch on, trust me

 

Like it!

 

I sense Liverpool are saving themselves for the FA Cup Final. Carroll for the double hatrick I would think, 3 assists each from steve and Lui.

 

Can see de Gea having a cracking game, Johnny Evans singlehandedly keeping out Aguero, Tevez and Silva and Welbeck and Rooney getting 3 a piece in a rampant 6-1 win.

 

I envisage 9 or 20 of those for Liverpool next season. Andy Carroll will become a goal machine and Suarez will make so many assists he will have no option but to levitate into heaven and take his rightful place as Jesus 2: Judgement Day.

 

i didnt know city fans existed on not606, guess they arent as outspoken as the geordies and salford scum

 

City fans exist but only in third person.

 

There has been a recruitment drive for this week only, you should change your pic too.

UIR I fully expect a load of Chelsea badges running up to the FA cup final.

 

Technically Chelsea dont exist.

Chelsea, of 'Le Myth' as some call them are a fictional football team who haunt the dreams fishermen and goats.

 

The fisherman remedy explores a sigh without the depressed album.

 

I suspect you are looking forward to the Liverpool/Everton merger. Wonder if the kit will be purple?

 

Why, won't the hundred drawback rule a priced upgrade fast into the mimic?

 

I'm off to bed, so I leave you with this picture of my tattoo.

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Morning ****ers

 

Mornin Eric - you ******

 

Hello you shower of sh1te. How are you all? Still no job for me but the pipeline's coming along reasonably well.

I hope the men in red twat the chavs in the final after those two displays against Barcelona. Jammy c.unts

What the fu.k happened against West Brom?

 

hi, i hear utd are so worked up over losing to city they've secluded themselves in the vale of glamorgan. no odubt welsh prozzies are being brought in by the shedload for rooney to keep him happy.... are you lot really bricking it this much?

 

WOW such a loser

 

STALKER...................... what a ****head.

 

Messi has never won the world cup and is never likely too and by your logic does that make ex-mag Stephane Guivach better than him because he has?? lol

Gerrard should have left Liverpool for Chelsea when he had the chance but I guess hes not that interested in personal glory.

Cant believe I am defending Liverpool lol