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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    scroll through the pages. KPR is short for KingPepeReina...
     
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  2. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ....or KFR - Kentucky Fried Rat! that's just to bring it back down KPR's level.
     
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  3. Sweats

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    I bet you'd like to get him though wouldn't you... I bet you'd like to collide with his hadron, give it a buff so to speak..
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    KingPepeReina. Interesting name. Does he support Liverpool or united?

    Sweat, i don't believe I appreciate your veiled accusations.
     
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  5. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    22,000 views,this must be a record for a thread.
     
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  6. Sweats

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    Their not veiled old boy.... just mildly amusing to my bored brain today... No offence meant.. obviously..
     
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  7. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    What did I do now?
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    KPR meet RHC:)
     
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  9. KingPepeReina.

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    Why is there only 22 letters in the Alphabet...ET went home and JR was shot.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    :emoticon-0102-bigsm
    I was only joking! :emoticon-0102-bigsm
     
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  11. Alan

    Alan Well-Known Member

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    Loving the tag for the thread below

    "kpr's anal rape shame" <laugh>
     
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  12. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    ..... get away! (said in a sarcastic teanager sort of way)
     
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  13. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    there were a few more yesterday, but they've been deleted.

    BTW - All, I didn't write them.
     
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  14. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    You dont have to do anything, as you are a prize cock
     
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    You'd know speaking from experience<ok>
     
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  16. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    who wrote the tag in the middle? thats a bit of an insult to your family isn't it?
     
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  17. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    KPR is a lorry driver

    A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board bound for Chester Zoo.
    They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time.

    He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an .... KPR pulls over.
    'What's the problem?' asks KPR.
    "Do us a favour, mate, and take these monkeys to Chester Zoo for me," says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."
    'Happy days,' says KPR, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.

    The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and has been there for a good few hours when he notices KPR coming back down the motorway still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again. 'What are you playing at?' he fumes, 'I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!'

    'I did and we had a great time,' says the bemused Irish fella,
    'but there's still fifty quid left so we're all off to Alton Towers !"


    KPR nice but dim, OK just dim.

    have a nice day

    :)
     
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  18. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Oh good Molby dick is here.
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The old ones are the best!
     
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  20. Sweats

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    Isn't that Rooney's saying?
     
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