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the official 'how will siem de jong injure himself next' thread

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  1. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    Dafoe gets shot to bits in platoon? well thats that film ruined


    but no you are both right , that must have been exactly what i was thinking
     
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    MF SHAK, Apr 28, 2015
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    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    I didn't even know he was in it! Was that when he was at Spurs?
     
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    Hes black and he went to america, it probably happened there
     
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    Err, he gets better... :bandit:
     
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    Trips over after a schmoke and a pancake
     
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    Carver chins him for daring to smile in training.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Obi visits the training ground and trods on his foot crushing his metatarsal into 340million pieces

    #careerender
     
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    Strained sinus..from walking in the training ground bogs and smelling one of Carver's dumps.
     
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    It's_all_Greek_to_me, Apr 29, 2015
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    Muscular back problem from incorrectly carrying sports direct boxes from the lorry to the Nufc store! worse yet, its his 6th strike after being caught talking to Sissoko in training and he is being let go!
     
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    Cracks his head after slipping up on a little 'gift' Poyet left in the dressing room earlier in the season.
     
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    Brittle bones crushed by the weight of expectation on Saturday
     
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    Multiple injuries inflicted during a short stay at JPF'S dungeon.

    Self harming due to depression after Trev repeatedly cheated him out of winning the HEADLINE GAME.

    Bitten by The Great ("wolfie") Escape.

    Head exploded when he could see into BRS' mind and his deepest, darkest dreams about what Satan willdo to Ashley and Carver.

    Drowned after Tash watched reruns of the 5-0 hammering of Man Utd.

    Killed by aliens after ignoring Mr Tiote's pleas to run and just get the hell outta there.
     
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    He wouldn't even see me coming ow ow owhooooooo
     
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