Lol and on the ban note, Blatter has come out and praised Suarez for his apology.
Let's go all tinfoil hat here.
Barca break the rules. FIFA impose a transfer ban.
Barca get ban lifted.
Suarez bites
FIFA impose a 4 month ban and state it's due to past repetitions. This would signal to LFC that the FA would give him a two year ban or life if it happens again.
Suprisingly the ban from everything football related is very likely a breach of his European employment rights but interestingly the one area excluded is the ability to transfer: reason given? Due to his employment rights.
Barca. (Not his club) ask for an apology, Suarez does so, but doesn't include an apology to his actual club who have been screwed most by the ban.
Barca say good boy, and come to negotiate.
FIFA start making nice noises and the prediction is the ban will be greatly reduced, at least DOMESTICALLY. The Spanish FA aren't anti him so he's got a clean slate and the third best player in the world is where he belongs playing with the darlings of world football.
Now the conspiracy is unlikely but golly gosh aren't Barca the luckiest club in the world.........?