Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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“Doctor, I woke up this morning with this big lump on my left side.”
Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
Doctor:“Does your wife know you feel this way about her?”
I called the coastguard told them I had fallen out of my boat into the ocean.
They said "Can you be more Pacific"
They said "Can you be more Pacific"
A man sees a small boy begging for money
He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
I went to a ventriloquist’s funeral today, and they sang the hymn
“All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
“All Things Gright And Geautikal !”
I gave the deliveryman a tip and he was extremely ungrateful. He looked straight at me and said "why did you just push me over."
Three men are standing at the train station.
They are talking to each other and they don’t even notice that the train already came and is now already moving. They all run towards the door, and two of them manage to jump on the train, but the third one stays on the platform. An observer comes to the man and says: “wow, your friends are fast!” The man responds: “Yeah, but they were here just to escort me to the train!”
They are talking to each other and they don’t even notice that the train already came and is now already moving. They all run towards the door, and two of them manage to jump on the train, but the third one stays on the platform. An observer comes to the man and says: “wow, your friends are fast!” The man responds: “Yeah, but they were here just to escort me to the train!”