My girlfriend said that she was leaving me because I always exaggerate... I was so shocked I almost tripped over my cock!
I was banging this woman over her kitchen table when we heard the front door , she said “**** it’s my husband quick the back door” .... looking back I should probably have run but you don’t get a offer like that every day
Mate of mine was involved in a terrible car pile up on the 21, Five days ago, later when he awoke the doctor recanted what damage he had sustained to his body. hHe said mate you are so lucky to be alive. On further conversation the doctor broke the bad news to min.
I don't get it ... Is the punchline missing or are you stealing Dribs' jokes. Or did I miss a pun there. Remember a pun isn't properly mature until it is full groan.
Sorry Milky, fell asleep before the punch line. and I can't remember now. I'II post the rest when I do.
Just had some friends round with their new born baby ... She handed me the baby and asked if I wanted to wind him , I thought that was a bit harsh ... So I gave him a dead leg instead !
My wife has decided to leave me because of my obsession with football. I am really saddened since we've been together for eight seasons.
