Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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talking of which, anyone seen anything of dirtyfrank?
or i just missed his posts
he said he wanted to enjoy this season without all the pissy whining and bleating.
hopefully he actually misses.my pussy whining.
Whoever Roberto is, he never answers the question you ask him, why don't you try asking someone else?
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You'll be fine," the Doctor said after finishing the young Woman's surgery.
But, she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out".
But, she asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again Doctor?"
The Surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek from the corner of his eye.
The girl was alarmed. "What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine. It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out".
A bloke walking through the west end of London sees a sign at a pub - "All Drinks 10p."
So in he walks and asks the man behind the bar if all Drinks really were 10p..???
The man replied, "Anything you wish to Drink is only 10p"
At this the man orders a large Martini, which duly appeared on the bar complete with an olive and chilled to perfection.
When he finished the drink he asked he could have another drink.
The barman assured him it was perfectly OK, that the bar belonged to a winner of the lottery and he wanted to share his Win with as many people as he could.
When the drink was served and he paid his 10p, the man said to the barman "i've been watching those 4 blokes at the end of the bar looking unhappy, not drinking, what's wrong with them?".
The Barman said,
"Take no notice they're Scottish, an they're waiting for Happy Hour"..
So in he walks and asks the man behind the bar if all Drinks really were 10p..???
The man replied, "Anything you wish to Drink is only 10p"
At this the man orders a large Martini, which duly appeared on the bar complete with an olive and chilled to perfection.
When he finished the drink he asked he could have another drink.
The barman assured him it was perfectly OK, that the bar belonged to a winner of the lottery and he wanted to share his Win with as many people as he could.
When the drink was served and he paid his 10p, the man said to the barman "i've been watching those 4 blokes at the end of the bar looking unhappy, not drinking, what's wrong with them?".
The Barman said,
"Take no notice they're Scottish, an they're waiting for Happy Hour"..
Two guys are chatting in hospital.
first one says "I'm in for an endoscopy, they are going to see whats going on down my throat! "What you in for?"
Second guy says! "A camera up my butt!"
The other guy says! "Colonoscopy its called!"
The other guy replies! "No....camera up the butt,......my wife caught me taking pictures of our neighbour's tits!
first one says "I'm in for an endoscopy, they are going to see whats going on down my throat! "What you in for?"
Second guy says! "A camera up my butt!"
The other guy says! "Colonoscopy its called!"
The other guy replies! "No....camera up the butt,......my wife caught me taking pictures of our neighbour's tits!
Jesus Christ what kind of gibshite made that.....
Every one knows diesels are ****
