Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD

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Seriouslyyyyy.....

1. She's 45. Best of luck

2. 10k for the job. Easynpessy.

3.this gobshits never heard of the cycle? If you get the day right it's ****ing easy knock them up. If you are out a day or two no chance.

A cup and a turkey baster, a decent movie and doing the maths and bobs yer uncle