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The Not606 Poker Game

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Black Caviar, Jan 27, 2016.

  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Big on talk, short on action <ok>
     
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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  3. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I'm in for this. Will be 11pm for this brave, valiant, black Labrador retriever, but this dog doesn't sleep when there's the had-earned cash of spastic GCers up for grabs.

    I'm going all in on the first hand. I think that means I put all my cash in and show my hand, so get ready for fireworks guys.

    Also, will we be using our microphones?
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Only you will be able to hear Dev's voice, ******.
     
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  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Why are we only putting in 20 quid each? That's a paupers' game. It should be 50 minimum. Only befuddled middle-aged losers play for pennies.
     
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  6. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    We're struggling as it is, Nig.

    Everycunt wiz lit at: "aye count me in am ****in quality at poker sir"
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    The less people then the more dollar it should be.

    4 ****s = 100 each, winner takes all.
    5 ****s = 80 each, winner takes all
    6 ****s = let's say 65, winner takes all

    So on and so forth. I've never even played poker in my life, I just like wearing shades, yet I'm the youngest playing (19) so feel I should act as the cocky, young, lippy upstart.

    ****ING MON EN YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS
     
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    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  9. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  11. User Deleted

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    im at work m8 betting sites are banned
     
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  12. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    **** sake unlucky Kaiser
     
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  13. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    YAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

    Folks, LYT cleared up last night, taking home almost 34 quid after expenses were covered. Money has now been transferred to our offshore bank account gang warfare fund.

    Dev went out after going all in on his first hand. Tried bluffing Scan only to be dropped with one deft hand from the bold Scan's poker arsenal <rofl>

    Aldo didn't cope much better. He abruptly signed off with cries of, "MA ****IN' GIRO!"

    Boris Fenster also tried and failed to cope with the LYT onslaught of Vegas-style poker skills.

    Looking forward to doing it again, well done lads <applause>
     
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  14. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I wiz robbed.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I overplayed my 8 3 unsuited.
     
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  16. User Deleted

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    classic jiffy <rofl>rofl>
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    :scancheers>
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Can't seem to get the scan cheers smiley working :huh:
     
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  18. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Try downloading McAfee<ok>
     
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  19. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    <laugh> yaaaaasssss

    <scancheers><cheers>
     
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