The Not606 Mafia Game IV

Sorry didn't vote yesterday, should vote today

 

I knew it'd be me. Still my death wasn't actually that far off the weird-ass conversations me and my friends have on occasions, the weirdest one conveniently being, "How to be sodomized by a fridge". We came to the conclusion you'd have to go in with the corner first. Cosi don't bring your nephew on here anymore

 

Sodomised by a fridge?...... What... like Indiana jones?

 

Don't ask. I missed the first half of that conversation anyway. Others such as "Which teletubby antennae would be the worst to get raped by?" I was less fortunate.

 

Tinky winky with that big shaft on his head.

 

Isn't tinky winky the one with the upside-down triangle(which incidentally, was the one we ended up agreeing on)? Gives new meaning to being torn a new asshole.

 

ahhh square brick, round hole...

 

In my next life I'm going to get raped by Ken Barlow

 

While Stuart Hall commentates? And Rolf draws the whole episode?
It appears I watched and listened to a bunch of ****'s whilst growing up..

 

Timmy mallet and Bruce forsyth next.