I'll enquiry you in a minute, I took concentration out of my lecture in Uni to finish this race. [video=youtube;8cT_Ulmcrys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cT_Ulmcrys[/video]
Provisional results: 1 - RoadRunner 2.53 2 - El_Bando + 04.12s 3 - EternalMSC + 12.21s 4 - Gay Bacon Strips + 12.89s 5 - SgtBhaji + 20.45s Stewards Enquiry 6 - Julius Caesar + 49.99s 7 - di Fredsta! + 1m03s 8 - The Iceman + 1 lap 9 - Sportydan + 1 lap 10 - Kyle? + 2 laps 11 - Paco Montoya + 3 laps 12 - Stephen Lickorish - DNF + 14 laps Report to follow
It's clearly obvious RR and El Bando have something illegal on their cars. Paco and GayBS are not only fighting them, but James Allison as well
Cut/Paste, thread subscriptions, illegal use of old soviet spy satellites and recreational smoking of asparagus... and the powers that be do NOTHING about it. A simple urine test/sniff would tip them off to the asparagus. It's a scandal.
When the drivers turned up at the circuit they were shocked to find EternalMSC already driving around. After he had ignored the black flags for several laps he finally came in to be told that the race hadn't started yet. Since it was the first race of the season Charlie WhiteShade decided to let him off, much the annoyance of generic commentator Dill. The race got off to a hectic start when WhiteShade (hurrying to avoid Dill) tripped in the control box and accidentally started the race with the mechanics still on the grid. After some skilful driving from all involved there was a serious race into the first corner with El_Bando leading the pack. Kyle was squeezed out on the exit and upon rejoining Maldando'ed into Paco Montoya, damaging both drivers cars. The end of the first lap saw The Iceman diving into the pits for a quick ice-cream, much to his mechanics dismay, although they humoured him for fear of the serious consequences. Once released from the pits he went off ON A CHARGE storming after the rest over 2 seconds a lap faster. Iceman eased passed the damaged Kyle and Paco and by the time he had finished his ice-cream he had caught Stephen Lickorish. He was just about to eat his 99 which he had especially saved when he clipped a curve, sending the 99 spiralling into Stephens airbox (which would eventually disable his car). Words cannot describe the Iceman's anguish. Up at the front there was a colossal battle between El_B, RoadRunner, Eternal and SgtBhaji. El_B was using every trick in the book to keep the others behind until he was told over the radio that he must always leave room, after that he always made sure he left 1cm. On laps 27 to 30 most came in for a pit where Eternal was able to jump RR, unfortunately a late lunge down the inside of El_B failed leaving the door open for RR who overtook both Eternal and El_B for the lead. Further back in the pack Julius, di Fredsta, Gay Bacon Strips and Sporty were battling it out, swapping positions almost every corner. The excitement was certainly getting to the crowd as one large gasp from them created such a side wind that Sporty was blown into the gravel, damaging his floor in the process. As he fell back from the main pack The Iceman was able to take advantage, storming past whilst screaming at his tomtom to shut up. Several laps from the end it could be seen that certain cars were running out of tyres. di Fredsta was falling back from Julius whilst RR was looking comfortable in the lead. Gay Bacon Strips had been looking after his tyres well and easily pulled away from Julius, charging after SgtBhaji (ON A CHARGE). He caught him 2 laps from the end and went hunting for Eternal who had become stuck in 5th gear. They finally crossed the finishing line: 1 - RoadRunner 2.53 2 - El_Bando + 04.12s 3 - EternalMSC + 12.21s 4 - Gay Bacon Strips + 12.89s 5 - SgtBhaji + 20.45s Stewards Enquiry 6 - Julius Caesar + 49.99s 7 - di Fredsta! + 1m03s 8 - The Iceman + 1 lap 9 - Sportydan + 1 lap 10 - Kyle? + 2 laps 11 - Paco Montoya + 3 laps 12 - Stephen Lickorish - DNF + 14 laps A brilliant start to RR's title defence, and a one two for Lotus. Gay Bacon Strips raced Eternal to the line but it wasn't quite enough. The rest of the field crossed the line well spaced out with fellow McLaren rookie rounding off those who finished. Shortly after the race there was a stewards enquiry with SgtBhaji. After all manners of flex had been tested SgtBhaji's position remained unaltered. please log in to view this image
It's a scandal! I passed all of the pre-season flex tests... I've still got the chaffing on my nipples to prove it! And then El "I've never tested positive for Asparagus' Bando and Lance Roadrunner Armstrong, who are both clearly veg doping get away with murder. This would never have happend in Mad Max's day. Worst we had then was alleged nazi themed sadomasochistic sex with five prostitutes gate.
Not rubbing it in or anything, but I'd just very much like to bring this back up again: http://not-606-f1.wikia.com/wiki/RoadRunner_is_the_original_Driver_A_that_kicks_ass!
Julius pull your socks up if you want to fight for the title this year, we can't let the fools in the lotus run away with this.
They certainly are committed. Very hard to match. Races starting in the evening would help, No matter, i'll still beat you at least.
To be honest you are right, but we cannot lose hope, we know they are on the ball straight away but we will try our best. And no, I will overhaul my teammate this season, you can be sure of that.
