Off Topic The not606 CV

As a collective. How would a not606 prem board cv be summed up?

Introduction.
Experience.
Ambitions.



Thinking cap time.

 

Introduction - 25 year old super model with a passion for flying.

 

Likes travel,.especially by trains.

 

Has worked in NCP.

 

Likes sport, especially light heavyweight boxing.

 

Experienced in anal probing.

 

Keen garderner, with a passion for git hot **** off chillies

 

Likes dancing but sadly have 2 left feet (heres looking at you @The Liebherr Legacy ) and a habit of falling over.

 

FTFY

 

Enjoy spending time in the back garden listening to Spurs.

 

An expert on making you tube videos on dog sex, and Paul Pogba, sometimes combining the two

 

Introduction

I've been on the forum for 6 years. I support Sunderland AFC. I enjoy smoking dope and sleeping with slags/prozzies. I love to cause division and I don't just go close to the bone, I go through the bone.

Experience

6 years of posting, minus the time I left in a huff and the other times I just couldn't be arsed. In this time I've gained valuable experience in copying and pasting pictures from google, and I've also gained contacts who introduced me to explicit sites. I've had numerous suspensions, I currently have 4 board bans and have fell out with most posters that I've encountered. I'd say all that experience I've gained will stand me in good stead, moving forward on the forum.

Ambition

I've now gone as far as I can as a ****ty no mark poster and I have my eye on a mod job. I'm hoping my wealth of experience in dealing with fiery situations, my cunning wit mixed with my soft nature and my calmness under pressure to defuse explosive situations, will open a job for me as the first moderator on the premier league board. I feel it's fully deserved after I've got my head down and started to treat posters with respect.

#votesaffy

@brb

 

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First job. Merge the politic threads.

That would go down well.

#votesaffy

 

Respect

 

Im am a keen collector.

A few of my collections include.


Black and white photos of old Manchester carparks.

Ankle socks.

Road Atlasas of Las Vegas,.California.

Paul Scholes masks and wigs.

Pictures of pug dogs.

French onions.

 

Bitch

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Like junk food (even tramps leftovers)

And doing death defying stunts in helicopters.

 

Cracking post

#VoteSaffy