alwaysright - a one day Virgin adventure experience at being a linesman at a L1 game grumpygit - box of Oxfam stickers itstimupnorth - 6 month accountancy course Go on people, hit me with it.... (no personal details please)
brb -- you laugh too much for the good of your aging bladder -- Tena for Men ? ........ if only I could be allowed to have one of the flags on matchday.
I've thought long and hard on what to get brb and decided he enjoys telling people how it is, so. 1 day as prime minister. 1 day as head of the FA. 1 day as Gillingham Chairman. All those things that anger him so much could get sorted.
** I didn't realise you hated brb so much -- Who would want to do that job - for even one minute ? The way that May is losing friends and colleagues, it looks like she'll have to pull both ends of her Christmas cracker............ do you think I could persuade mrs. alwaysight to pull our crackers under the table ? ( I'm only thinking of the flying elbows that could cause injury or knock the turkey into next door ).
Yeah - but he'll have to wait for at least 23 years before he gets a refund - to prove that the gift doesn't work ! .........( do I deserve a slap for that ? )
I heard that brb's asked Santa for a subscription to Sky TV -- he hopes for BTsport for his birthday. ( that slap's getting nearer for me )