Off Topic The Not-H**g thread

Just a thread where no one's allowed to mention you know who.

You know who can obviously post, just not about himself.

Should be a short thread.

 

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What the **** are we supposed to discuss? Footy?

 

Don't be ****ing silly

There are football forums for that

 

Yes. Who have you got in the FA Cup this weekend or are your players having a rest like Arsenal’s

 

Watford at home who will undoubtedly benefit from a new manager bounce

@Dan Starkey 2

Nah fancy a draw but we might see our new striker that we've just signed.

 

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That's a **** load of bad spelling

 

****ing hell

 

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Not confident at all - but could really do without it being a draw. Would be an awful result for us both

 

I would still rather that than lose though tbh.

 

I keep testing my autocorrect, I feel it may get me into trouble, I sent a text to Mrs luv telling her I'll pick her up from town outside Poundland but it didn't say Poundland it said Porn Hub.

 

Ah if we do snatch a draw I will change my tune!

 

I explained the story of what I accidentally sent to my ex about my nipper before didn't I?

 

Tell us again, sounds interesting

 

Love the FA Cup so would like to be on the hat come 5pm tomorrow regardless.

 

I had him for the night and cos he had been naughty that day she text me asking 'how is he? Is he being a bugger or a little cutie?'

I went to reply he's being a little cutie but it doesn't take too much imagination to work out what it changed the last word to...

Sure I've explained this before lol and she saw the funny side, luckily.