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  1. LTF

    LTF Well-Known Member

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    I hate shopping also, but when it comes to food shopping, I do have to venture out, everything else I do on line.
     
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    Yes I like to grope the bread and stuff and it's good to get out - there is always some regulars at the supermarket and they usually look exactly the same every week - I bet you have one , the one I notice is always next to the washing up liquid - in fact even if the washing up liquid ins't there he is.
     
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  3. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I hope you haven't got a yeast infection...
     
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    How long does it take to waddle to the shops?
     
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    No I'm good clea and wholesome just like the way I like my bread.

    You do know I'm very good at selecting supermarket produce don't you? I guess I'm like the Miek Ashley of North Eatern CO-OP - even if I need bread if it's not young enough and on sale I eat sandwiches with no bread that week.

    I do however have a selction off green bread at home but It's never going to be ready and it keeps the birds happy and they wont **** on my car as much.
     
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    Green bread gives them the runs and they'll splatter your car with thanks.
     
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    Hands down, weirdest post I've seen on here, which is saying something! One can't eat a sandwich without bread, that's just absurd!
     
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    Of course you can!!! you just put some bacon in between say couple of waffles or this is the clever part you use 2 ingredients (1 of 1 and 1 of the other)none of which are bread because you haven't got any!! then fold the larger ingredient around the remaining ingredient and walah.
     
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    Waddle?


    Explain! :emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Oops, thought that had slipped by unnoticed.
     
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    What you inferring, you swine? <wah>
     
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    That you look like Chris Waddle, obviously <laugh>
     
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    That is not a sandwich, you monster! A sandwich involves bread, not some sloppy mess. Burn the heretic!!!
     
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    Say No more! :wink:
     
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    And we all know how good Chrissy looked and was idolised.
     
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    Thought you would have looked more like Dawn French, or her other self the Vicar of Dibley.
     
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    Not correct a sandwich is simply one thing between two other things !! it doesn't have to be bread mate.
     
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    Damn it, how do you know what I look like? Do I have my webcam hooked up again?! <wah>

    If it's on you should know my "services" are premium rate, so I expect back payments! :p
     
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    We'll have to convert you to wraps.......:wink:
     
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    The Earle of Sandwich would be turning over in his grave, between two wooden panels... Which isn't a sandwich!!!

    Yes he's "sandwiched" in there, but it is not a sandwich as in the Noun.

    Anyway, what we've figured out today is that we're not hiring you as a caterer when we have the annual Not606 night on the Toon! Productive I'd say <ok>
     
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