The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

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Tottenham Hotspur defender Danny Rose, 23, says Spurs must improve their "unacceptable" home form if they are to qualify for next season's Champions League. Arsenal were the latest team to take three points at White Hart Lane, winning Sunday's north London derby 1-0.
(Source: Independent)

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Firstly, no ****, Sherlock!

Secondly, CL footy? After the ****e that you and your fellow assholes have served up over recent weeks? What ****ing planet are you on, sunshine?

Jesus! I really do wish I was the manager of this squad. Boy, would I kick some arses!
 
David Moyes admits some of Manchester United's displays have been shameful this season.
(Source: Daily Mirror)

No **** Sherlock!
 
The BBC Football website is reporting that David Moyes is claiming that he is to blame for United's decline.

No ****, Sherlock!

I can't even blame Fellani, since it was Moyes who brought him into the team!
 
Joey Barton has come out and stated, quite boldly, that Rooney is not a world class player.

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Sherwood "our rivals are a long way ahead of us"

No ****, Sherlock! <doh>
 
That's the spirit, Sky! I can see you've got the hang of this, already.
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Phil Neville "admits" that United have failed.
(Source: BBC Football website)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Gerardo Martino: "Apart from the Spanish Super Cup...the fact we have not won the Champions League or Copa del Rey and we only have a slight chance in La Liga, I can't be satisfied with what I've done. This is a team that usually wins - they've always won something."

No ****, Sherlock!
 
Martin McHugh: All respect lost for ManUtd. Players and owners have equal share in the shambles. Profits are the only motivation.
(Source: tweet to BBC Football website)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
"Chelsea has no hope of the title."
(Source: Mourhino)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Four-time Liverpool title winner Jimmy Case says the team's defending has been "a little bit suspect" all season.
(Source: BBC Football website)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Modric has told Sandro that Sherwood should be playing him more often, via Instagram.
 
Today's Daily Mail is reporting that our new manager will be either Pochettino or De Boer.

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
PleaseNotPoll said:
Modric has told Sandro that Sherwood should be playing him more often, via Instagram.
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It's good to see that Rat Boy is starting his tapping-up campaign with us, early, this season. He'll be buoyed-up by the fat bonus he earned from the Bale tapping-up, and will be keen to earn even more cash.
 
@JimWhite: I'm hearing that Spurs have now made Mauricio Pochettino their number one target and he could be named as new manager this week.

No **** Sherlock.
 
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