The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

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"I know John Stones has had a nightmare but the Dutch have been the best side if we are being honest."
(Chris Waddle, BBC Football Live, commentary after the Dutch go 3-1 against England)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
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Tottenham Hotspur boss Mauricio Pochettino has told chairman Daniel Levy it is "essential" Spurs splash the cash this summer to strengthen their squad.
(Sun)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
Perhaps Arsenal should sign up their ladies team.I thought this team consisted of ladies from the Finsbury Park/Holloway Road areas.No idea they had 4 Dutch Internationals etc to collect pots! I wonder who's paying them and how much?
 
Couldn't win anything last season.He must have missed half the season....and then the top scorers just about beat him!
 
Left on the Shelf said:
Probably the best spot for this story....
So we now need clear signage to stop us putting our heads out of train windows! <doh>

http://news.sky.com/story/simon-bro...passenger-who-put-head-out-of-window-11764902
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A few years back, signs appeared on the Thames tow path near Oxford warning people not to use the path if it was flooded. The size of the class of people who would be prepared to use a path they couldn't see because it was under the river but would take notice of the sign seems likely to be pretty small to me.
 
Chelsea manager Frank Lampard has "one hell of a job on" this season, says former striker Chris Sutton.
(BBC Football)

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No ****, Sherlock!
 
"United just didn't do enough today."
(Chris Waddle, commentating on BBC Football, at the end of United 1 v 2 Palace)

<doh>
No ****, Sherlock!
 
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Committed nearly twice as many fouls in that game as our whole team did against City.
 
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