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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by GroveRanger, Oct 1, 2019.

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    I see you are not an aficionado of the “if I stick a pony on it it’ll definitely happen” school of punting
     
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    Archers Road, Nov 12, 2019
  2. Easter Road 1980

    Easter Road 1980 Well-Known Member

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    That's good, I'm voting for the Hung Party.
     
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  3. Star of David Bardsley

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    I know there’s 675 seats bruv don’t worry. Labour are bound to win Kensington again and not every northern ****hole is dumb enough to go for Farage. Even the SNP will get a few adding up to 688 seats in total.
     
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    Should hang the ****ing lot of em. You’d win your bet, the country loses 650 ****ers.

    Win-win all round
     
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    NSIS, Nov 12, 2019
  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    *650

    **688
     
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    Thanks for that Statto. <ok>
     
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  7. Easter Road 1980

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    Good thinking Batman.

    They're all ****ing inept.
     
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    I’d spare Jess Phillips. She seems like a good person.
     
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  9. The Anilingus Aficionado

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    I like my parliaments to be how I like my women - HUNG

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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    British?

    English surely?

    And yes they can.
     
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  11. Easter Road 1980

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    So there are not various nationalities residing in England?

    And you know how they all voted.

    Has your Buckfast run dry, ignoramus?
     
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  12. Archers Road

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    That is deeply disturbing.



    Got any more?
     
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  13. Toby

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    You should see the Whatsapp group ffs <laugh>
     
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  14. Archers Road

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    Well we know Jockistan is full of mugs who have bought in the Nationalist nonsense currently afflicting the entire planet, but I thought the English were above all that.

    Still, at least your Nationalists are also Socialists, eh? There's no way that could ever go wrong.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    By fùck you must be the bitterest wee lump of toally ever to be shat into existence.

    I'm sure there are many nationalities that live in England and are eligible to vote in elections. When they do then they all come under the one banner, THE ENGLISH ELECTORATE.

    Hope this helps but I know it wont because you are beyond help ya horrible turd.
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

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    Us Jocks dont give a fùck about nationalism. We just want away from you fùcking *****s down there.

    Rather stick with the Jerries tbh.
     
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    So the Scottish Nationalists are not a nationalist party? Okay...
     
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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    The closest you're ever going to get to a socialist government as you live under eternal Tory rule.

    Oh to be in Scotland.

    <laugh>
     
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  19. Easter Road 1980

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    Dearie me, you are so thick it defies belief. Now toddle off alky.
     
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