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The New **** Knows How Many Pages Thread

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    I wouldn't call them that Tina <laugh>

    I only had 12 horses, 3 dogs and 20 cats to look after. They never argue/disagree about anything and I could just organise my time. I trimmed the overgrown hedges and bushes (I think that is what they are called) cleared up all the mess from the re-roofing of one of the stable blocks, and helped re-electrify one of the fields, kept the house tidy, and a lot of clearing up around the place; but I appreciate the things I didn't do may have been more important. I hate that word "just". Just needs this, cant you just that. No "just **** off" <laugh>
     
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    Changed the odd word, just in case
     
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    You need to change the 6 to a 7 ya slacker.
     
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    Oh ****
     
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    Voila. That should do it
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    I was reluctantly dragged to a fancy dress party the other day. I had no intention of going and had nothing appropriate to wear. But he insisted, gave me a packet of condoms and said "just stick one of these on your nose, they won't ask who you are." Anyway we arrived at the party and the doorman looked at my mate and said "Good evening Scaramuccia, good effort, welcome to the party." He turned to me and said "And who might you be?" By this time I was really pissed of and I just replied "**** knows"
     
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