Not sure how well this will go on here but me and my dad (via text!) play this game and thought I'd share it with you guys and see if people enjoy it. Basically a clue is given for a players name and the others have to guess it based on that clue. Ill use a band name as an example rather than using up a player one - Clue : Very Cold Primates .... Answer : Arctic Monkeys Lets stick to football players for this round so state whether the clue is for the last name, or both first and last name. Ill kick us off... Active A chilly hole in the ground (last name) - TJ A backwards siren (only name, this one is awful sorry) - TJ Strange, abbreviation for "English", bloke (last name) - TJ A girl that lives in a large medieval building (last name) - TJ A christmas boat ride (both names) - TJ "Yes Mum" says the pirate (last name) - TJ Short Hopper but a long way from Norwich - Spurf That woman's three vowels leave untidy (whole name) - Bristol Yid First male, penis (both names) - Spurm Honest Lighting Boat Stop - Spurf Correctly Guessed A token which will help to pay the fuel bill (last name) - Gascoigne Chewed grass pasta (last name) - Cudicini Greek Grandmother goes on holiday - Yaya Toure A male sheep dressed as a woman (Last name) - Drogba Mother's Instrument (only name) - Marcelo Travelling by boat in the desert (only name, technically first name) - Sandro Fast food chains mascot doing a prostitute (Only name) - Ronaldinho Steals from the rich, gives to the whore (Only name) - Robinho A small gathering of rocks - Huddlestone Drink made from pears and abbreviated Union - Perryman Bum Europop-bus - Arsene Wenger Actor's Trophy - Oscar Taxi, Yes! - Cabaye Dirty Thunder Cat - Messi Bendy Tiramisu - Benny AssouEkotto Primate makes an explosive device while his sheep friend sings - Chimbonda A Very Eager Jewish Scholar - Robbie Keane Stop! Insect! - Holtby Jamaican Enemy - Defoe Toilety artificial canal - Luis Suarez Leyton Orient baby bed divided by a structure - Theo Walcott Daddy's big girls blouse - Papiss Cisse Own two vowels that woman's gran is short for Desmond - Javier Hernandez Allow an otter home - Grant Holt dubious predominantly (i hope) male grooming task - Arshavin You Won't pay anything for this laptop (last name) - Friedel Agree with the snake Mr Soprano (both) - Tony Yeboah The Great" has no bum - Alexander Buttner "You are now leaving Ipswich" (last name) - Townsend Rocky with an eye connects to a house in Spain - Ricky Villa (ROOOOO!) Revenge exacted on a cheating husband - Dickov Travel by boat with one of the brothers (only name) - Romario Unguessed A large piece of pig meat being eaten by bears - Teddy Sheringham - TJ A famous travel company branching out to concerts (Both names) - Ryan Giggs - TJ Where peasants go to suck straw (last name) - Woodgate - Spurf Useful; Sack (full name) - Andy Cole - Spurf Wanchop's Danger Slice One Legged Masturbation A Mexicans only shop Single pork serving
Ill throw in another for people to ponder... A large piece of edible pig (last name) being eaten by bears (first name)
