The most shocking jokes: How far can we lower the bar?

Actually, I am Jimmy Carr...

 

To the racist and moronic jokers - Thanks for making Hull City AFC fans look like ****ing idiots.

Mods - Thanks for having no balls.

If any of those jokes were delivered as part of a stand up routine, or posted on twitter, or anywhere else...pathetic the bunch of you.

 

And on that note i am off to bed.

 

Sorry, as the thread is for offensive jokes I have to post this one
What's blue and doesn't fit ?




A dead epileptic

 

for the ****ers that are offended, please create another thread about how you disapprove and STOP trying to hijack this one!

 

Perhaps if people pm'd mod about posts tht bothered them, it could save pushing the thread up the board.

 

What on Earth are people who don't want to see the most shocking jokes doing on the 'Most shocking jokes' thread?

And just for clarity, I didn't close this. That would have seemed a bit weird after that comment.

 

I closed it while I had a read through and gave it some thought. If you're happy with it, that's good enough for me. I can go to bed.

 

Because they're no-life daft ****s!

 

Ben not all of it is racist....there's some rape jokes in there, dont hear you complaining about them

 

Rape jokes are fine

So are jokes about handicapped people, incest, *****s etc

Apparently.

 

I would go so far as to say that all offensive jokes are offensive.

 

My opinion counts for **** all i know.

But iv got to say what i think.

This is the worst thread i have seen on not 606.

Was it done because the mods shut the mboyo thread ?

I dont think the jokes are funny and im suprised with what some posters have come out with.

Yes i know i dont have to read this **** so i wont from now

 

So you give a thread a title designed to titilate and encourage curiosity, then you post extremely crude racist and **** jokes and claim to be what exactly? What is the point? If they make you laugh, as you seem to believe they should us, then you are giving away far more about yourself than you realise.

As for locking it and then unlocking it . . .

 

Anyone against racism wouldn't tell a racist joke.
Anyone against *****philia wouldn't tell a ***** joke that mocks the victim.
Anyone against rape wouldn't tell a rape joke that mocks the victim.

Hide behind the "joke" category if you like, but you're fooling nobody.

 

What's all this **** about wanting or not wanting fights? If you want to rattle off your jokes about baby rape in my company you will be pushing at an open door. Indefensible, totally reprehensible ****e of the very worst order. Ashamed it is a part of a Hull City board that has very recently been very vocal about human rights, yet it locks and unlocks a thread that includes the trivialisation of baby rape. Ho ****ing ho!

 

And if their parents are letting them view threads with the title "Most shocking jokes" who is to blame? This site also has swearing and nudity at times, it is not and never has been 100% child friendly, but any dodgy content is and always has been clearly identified to give people the choice of what to read, or let their children read.

 

Gutless moderating PLT. In what world does an "offensive joke" title make it acceptable to post crap relating to child rape?

 

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Heres one for the books as they say fez

BRILLIANT POST.

Im off to bed.

 

You are clearly a naive and immature fool. The key word in the title is joke; not many would count baby rape as funny, maybe Ian Brady - do you??? You are defending the indefensible; throw your shovel away now, go to bed and review your position in the morning, because your role of moderator is highly questionable - DMD is no better.