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The most offensive "football" chant you've heard/heard about...

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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Or that other one, "Tommy Burns, Tommy Coyne's wife, than **** that killed himself trying to rewire his attic and any other fenain bastard that is dead, ha de ha de ha". Doesn't rhyme too well, but by **** it is catchy.
     
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  2. Admiral Pure

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    "Booooooo"

    Almost made me choke on my prawn sandwich that one.
     
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  3. KingHotspur

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    Sol, Sol, wherever you may be, You’re on the verge of lunacy, And we don’t give a f*** when you’re hanging from a tree, Judas **** with HIV
     
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  4. Jerel Ifil

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    KingHotspur's presence just reminded me of that 'Spurs are on their way to Belsen' song. Surely that's the most offensive? Heard it sung just a couple of weeks ago as well. Can't believe people are still willing to sing stuff like that.
     
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  5. Null

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    <laugh>
     
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  6. Null

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    Humming it now... <laugh>
     
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  7. eddieveeee

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    who wipes murrays arse
    who wipes murrays arse
    who wipes murrays arse
    the ibrox disaster was a farce
     
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  8. monacoger

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    "Who's that cumming over Brazil, is it Jim Torbett, is it Jim Torbett?" Another song that all the kids know.
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Pretty tame, but to the tune of Monster by The Automatic:

    Who's that cumming on Gerrard's bird?
    Is it a mobster, is it a mobster?

    Much more offensive, and to the tune of The Bright Side of Life:

    Always look out for Turks carrying knives,
    Da doo, da doo da doo da doo.
     
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  10. eddieveeee

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    Maybe but dont call me Surely
     
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  11. Jip Jaap Stam

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    :huh:
     
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  12. eddieveeee

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    There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side. Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions. I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there. My boss was already on the scene.
     
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  13. jonathan acworth

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    any palace fans singing!
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

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    Is this some kind of bust?
     
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  15. Welcome to the North

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    [video=youtube;RIvJC1_hKt8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIvJC1_hKt8[/video]

    0:45 <laugh>
     
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  16. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Villa fans just after Eduardo broke his leg at St Andrews whilst they were playing Le'Arse.
    Also to the tune of is it a monster.

    Whats that sticking out of your sock.
    Is it your ankle, is it your ankle.
     
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  17. eddieveeee

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    [video=youtube;0A5t5_O8hdA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=0A5t5_O8hdA[/video]
     
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  18. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Ah right.

    Sex Frank?
    Uh, no, not right now Ed.
     
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  19. eddieveeee

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    cigarette? I know
     
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  20. AdamBanana20

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    Disgusting
     
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